Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cousin wanted to play chess with me. I've never been good at chess, but I had no idea until now that my cousin is somehow even worse than I am. I also forgot that he's a sore loser and a half until after I finished thoroughly trouncing him. Now I have a black eye. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML
Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
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201chasew 22
Damn OP, you just killed your friends' chance of being the very best. The best there ever was.
kerrycakes 21
I need to know what the game was.. I keep picturig like old school arcade games and he punched you so he could enter his four-characters-only name..
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Comments (62)
heart_aussie_fml 20
He sounds like a keeper.
heart_aussie_fml 20
Oh, absolutely. And games teach you a bit about life too, in games just like in real life, you can't win every time!
12121314cm 8
If only it could also be if you die you just retry
201chasew 22
Damn OP, you just killed your friends' chance of being the very best. The best there ever was.
chaosmanfun 7
You sir are a damn genius
IMcPwn 12
What a great friend!
Just_A_Tree 20
OPs friend is an asshole. OP, you're friend needs to grow the **** up. It's a game, and he actin like you keyed his car and hit his sister. Put that dude on cut squad!
kerrycakes 21
I need to know what the game was.. I keep picturig like old school arcade games and he punched you so he could enter his four-characters-only name..
orbit 22
It was skiball. I know this because dkiball is the best game ever made. (except for frogger)
jvfelicio 13
Sounds about right...
shinikageWolf 15
What is he 10 years old?
EuphoricSadness 18
Sounds like someone's a sore loser.
nolannolan16 8
Score loser* hahaha....
Enslaved 38
He beat you because you beat him? Hey, the term "beginner's luck" exist for a reason.
MrConcise 35
Sounds like a cheesy line from an after-school special about bullying. "You beat my score, and now I'm gonna beat your face!" [The bully begins to close in, menacingly cracking his knuckles]
TheMalygos 21
I beat a boss battle that someone else was stuck on for him, I got a slap to the face as thanks
Mynamewontfi 40
I wouldn't call someone punching you in the face over something as silly as this, a friend.
boxers4lyfe 17
Who hasn't exchanged blows with their closest friends?
Clawsified 6
I haven't.
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, I have, but punching a friend so hard that it leaves a black eye, goes too far. Hitting friends in the face is a no go for me anyway.
184886837272837 32
Nice friend... but were you a dick about it? Did you rub it in his face? Either way you didn't deserve it but still... might be a good life lesson for you to not be an asshole.
sarah5745 41
How on earth was op being an arsehole?? You don't know whether op was being dick or not, so you can't really say that..
184886837272837 32
I didn't. I said if he was then it might be a lesson for him. I even said he didn't deserve it either way. Did you even read my comment?
ostfaiz 18
hahaaa..hope it remained friendly , you never deserved it for being the best..