Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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Yudith 28
Have you heard about trans males? There are also trans females who definitely were males at birth. You can't change your chromosomes, but you can change your gender and make that beard work for you.
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Plcx 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
everyone is male or female “since birth”. You can’t change your chromosomes…
Yudith 28
Have you heard about trans males? There are also trans females who definitely were males at birth. You can't change your chromosomes, but you can change your gender and make that beard work for you.