Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
How so?
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
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semmita 0
Girls grow armpit hair too. Take a spoonful of concrete and harden the **** up.
RPGod 0
Today, I found out that girls have hair on their bodies! This is not like **** at all! AAAAAHHHHHH! FML! Grow Up.
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Comments (69)
r1cthj 0
wow that sucks dude, she asian?
babelini 12
why do u ask that? are asian girls supposed to be hairy?
suaveneanderthal 0
Yeah i bet she has more armpit hair then you because you sound like you haven't hit puberty yet just by the fact that you are concerned with how much hair she has at all. In case you haven't heard OP, girls have body hair too, and guess what some have more of it then others! does this in anyway take away from their sexiness or womanliness? hell no it doesnt. Guess what else you're going to learn sometime after you hit 13 years old OP? that girls take *****, bleed, fart and smell funny sometimes! Life is full of lessons
krnmafia92 0
#29 Have fun screwing monkeys. I like women that don't look like they have Don King in a headlock.
starshine3987 0
She's probably a hippie ie white. Why would an asian be hairy? I don't think I know any asian hippies. All the hippies I know are white with the occasional black exception.
raNDMGUy 5
pretty sure she'd be asian, they OP is from malaysia
raNDMGUy 5
the*
Firesprite2009 0
& half of us like guys who don't look like DK, but hey, we don't always get our dream. -w- xx
isaiaha11 2
chewbacca
griffmo24 0
hmmm I'm wondering if it's worse for you or for her
reCHARGEable_fml 0
Asian girls in America are so fine..
xleanne_aLly 23
we gotta lot of racist f*cks on here...
Quest_ 13
So what?
williamh_fml 0
I posted something like that last week and it got denied
blland 0
only malays are allowed to post about long armpit hair
nyahahaha_fml 0
thats kinda sad.. my boyfriend's little sister has more armpit hair than him.
mlleangelique 3
OH NOES UR LIFE IS TOTALLY OVER!!!1!
Sindy_fml 4
LOOOOOOL.
Lisa89 3
just ask her to shave her armpits nicely if it bothers you that much. Geeze get over it. Women grow hair under there arms too...
semmita 0
Girls grow armpit hair too. Take a spoonful of concrete and harden the **** up.
hittingray 0
so what?
Batman4890 0
hahahaahhahaahahhahaahhaahhahahahahahahaha thats sick! FYL :L