Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML

Fuzzy logic

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML