Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Steve95401 49
You are who you are and the razor will get a good workout on December 1st.
itwontvalidate 18
well hopefully it's only for a month...
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itwontvalidate 18
well hopefully it's only for a month...
jalmanza2580 11
damn! its only 15 days into the month
drrobotnik1 18
Congratulations, I guess?
ckerane 16
all natural
lakaiskate 12
Very homely ;)
Steve95401 49
You are who you are and the razor will get a good workout on December 1st.
shinikageWolf 15
Is he into it?
tacopandaroo 12
It doesn't really matter if he's "into it" since it's not his body and not his decision.
Ichiya 29
But if he isn't into he could leave. Stop trying to make everything into a sexist comment.
Helpfulman 17
Jeez, he's just asking if her boyfriend was into it. This doesn't have to become a huge discussion about how womyn need to feel "empowered" because they have hair.
aleahlioness 15
#38 didn't bring up sexism at all, she just said that in the end, it's OP's decision when it comes to OP's body hair. And of course it is, as it is for any of us with our own bodies.
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
It has connotations with sexism, 61. Obviously the OP has the choice, it's her body. Nobody was saying otherwise. Why even bring that up? Partners, both male and female, often (voluntarily) accommodate for each other's sexual preferences though.
gatorclay97 28
#38 stop being such a feminist
briang959 47
Was his ****** hairier than yours? :)
cherry_popper69 11
Unnessary and terrible
_cameronkc_ 17
Agreed, 62
Enslaved 38
Just imagine what it'll look like in 14 more days.
slick5880 22
Hairier
JMichael 26
Everyone will start calling her Yeti
TommyG493 11
Lol ^
Mynamewontfi 40
Doesn't have to mean anything. Some guys don't have a lot of body hair. I don't know if your boyfriend usually shaves his legs, but if he doesn't, it can also seem that way. His leghair might look thinner because of the sun exposure and the hair being more damaged than newly grown hair.
JayGatsby 25
Also, I know some guys that wax their leg hair, and that prevents the hair from naturally growing back thicker.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#33 Hair doesn't grow back thicker or darker to begin with, that's a myth.
CarlosDanger 12
Hair does not grow back thicker.
ostfaiz 18
do not start liking ot and migrate for a year...yakk Op
sarah5745 41
What?
Patriots21 14
seriously #9, you have some of the worst comments on all these threads, sit the next few, or perhaps dozens and more, out..
ostfaiz 18
sorry for disappointing u guys
bigNaKeD 9
How many times have you had to say that to your parents?
TinaBelcher2016 9
Just wax it off and pretend like it never happened.