Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
haha!! grandmas... u gtta love em xD lmao
HeeeB21 0
u should of ask her if they still swallowed back then, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't talk anymore about it
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Comments (58)
sasonzal 4
suck 2 be u
ImRawrtastic 0
grandma knows alot..
kooner55 0
I agree. that's nastayyy
ImaginaryFoe 1
Probably no one else was listening. And if they were, eh. Almost everyone has had some awkward variation of "the talk" with a relative. Ask grams for advice on positions, thrust strength, threesome etiquette, etc. She'll either stop talking about or give you great advice. Either way, she and all the people at the station will think her grandson is the man.
aDerangedStateOf 0
I've never had the sex talk, hell my family doesnt even think ill ever get any. Consider yourself ahead of the game pal.
Drewster2010 0
what joy
xXSc3n1cXx 0
grandma musta got knocked up at 16.
Zigma_fml 0
Why did she do that? Did she think you'd suddenly decide to have an orgy with all of the passengers?
brianred5 0
well better late then never
KadiPips 0
I'm here to help young ladie he's a ass and exploit it to eeryone u know
thor89 0
G.I.L.F Eeeewwww:(
AngryNinja 1
you should've been like 'too late, grandma'. the rest if the bus riders would've laughed and it would have been less awkward
majones 0
the meat bus station
joshy_boy 0
your hot
Rickityraou 0
ok great
mikeyceroooo 0
balls... kinda weird.. but grandma for the win!
buttshapedfruit 0
haha!! grandmas... u gtta love em xD lmao
DanceGirl01 0
ahahahah nice!! that made my day hahah.
japs96 0
hahaha. that sucks dude
Starfire22 5
wow, pretty akward!
xxjona777xx 0
YDI for being at bus stop with u grandma.. be nice and pay for a cab
xundria 5
Grandma is experienced in life and full of wisdom, heed her words wisely!!
KurouTenshi 0
At least you got the talk :D some people just get condoms for their 16th birthday and a deaththreat saying I better not make grandkids......I mean......yeah...
blackllama 0
Lol
helo2 0
ha!
CallMeHush 1
Granny thinks you have a chance at getting laid ROFL!