Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Steve95401 49
You are who you are and the razor will get a good workout on December 1st.
itwontvalidate 18
well hopefully it's only for a month...
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Comments (83)
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope his hair was blond and yours isn't then it's harder to tell
DoubleDosexo 12
if you're a girl, I just want you to know it was meant for men and for facial hair. but ya know, you can do whatever you want.
blackonblight 33
Hair on your legs only grows to a certain point before it stops or slows enough it seems stopped. I've found length wise it's a lot like eyebrows. Then add clothing and bedding rubbing at the hair, the tapering of follicles giving illusions, and exfoliation of the legs themself. But either way it's hardly anything to worry about. Not like you're different species, mammals and fur are a thing. And if anyone gives you shit about not shaving any part of your body, legs, underarms, public region, brows, lip, anywhere. Tell them they're doing a very good impression of a bigot, and do they know how to do a fire-alarm too?
stridick 9
theres nothing wrong with that
peanutandliz22 3
How is that possible ???
smile5210 7
When you shave hair becomes thicker and darker in appearance. It makes sense you would look harier, aiming he doesn't usually shave his legs.
ZannityZan 13
I voted YDI, but only because you really shouldn't care that your legs are hairier than his! Some women have a lot of hair growth, and that's just how it is. My ex and I used to joke about how I was hairier than him... It doesn't have to matter as long as you don't give yourself an unnecessary complex over it. :)
graphicstyle7 17
It's a tradition that will draw you closer. : D Seriously, if you have the kind of relationship where you do a "no shave month" for fun, just count your blessings that you have a partner with a great sense of humor and shave your legs when the month is up.
fiveforfighting 26
Well YDI for choosing not to shave
gadgetdwf 10
So?