Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
whatchagonnado
Victoria, Canada
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
mary
Boundaries please!
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
you sound pissed
XxXPromiseXxX 0
hm we need a revenge plan
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XxXPromiseXxX 0
hm we need a revenge plan
swimchica22 0
how about you shit In his bed?
humzizzl3 0
how about you slap the **** out of him? it's completely nasty
missL1z 5
They might share the same bed?
ilovecheeer 0
well, it sounds like he was successful.
fatgirllovesfml 0
take a pill that gives you diarrhea and take a crap on his back car seat! ;)
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
don't clean it, see if he keeps using it.
mattmadden 0
Yea wait until he has to take a shit. Then he'll have to clean it.
bbucaro98 0
shit on his windshield
LardZilla 11
How about you just deny him of sex?
a124 4
Just shit ON him!
zojieeu 6
put his foot in the warm water web. he is sleeping :D he will sure wet himself
key_2010 0
Buy disinfectant wipes to wipe the seat before you use the restroom. I'd think of something that annoys him to get him back, too...but nothing like some off the suggestions I've seen that involve poop, lol! Just do something equally as irritating, like leaving clothes on the floor, or leaving only enough juice or milk in the container for one swallow in the fridge, haha!
TylersMB 0
piss on him while hes sleeping, then shit in his food.
Feklfekl2222 32
leave tampons or sanitary pads lying around (used or clean he will still hate it, I suggest clean for your sake)
JetLifeNextLife 0
it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
bengermin 5
Make him wear diapers, lol.
baseball6917 8
suck it up. get a tissue. it ain't that bad
Sgrocks 5
tht is sick! and pee doesn't look like lemonade it looks more like apple juice. but tht is still sick!
futtbuck101 1
Make him an Alabama hot-pocket
rallets 23
sounds like urine trouble
The_Weirdo 10
Look at the bright side OP, if you ever happen to have a Jellyfish sting on your ass all you have to do is take a shit.
angrydinosaur 4
I love it how your picture is so cute and fluffy yet you come up with a great revenge plan.
bodmonontheblock 0
stop complaining and get to work. its your job
theten_fml 9
don't do what 98 said. didn't you see what happened on jersey shore?!
Mazi09 0
if your pee is looking like apple juice then you are dehydrated ! ah!
morgan320 0
Is it only me that noticed the pun in this FML? Great job OP!
flamegrilled123 3
rip off his head and shit down his neck
ImmortalKratos 0
it's people like you who make the world a bad place. go jump off a cliff
XxXPromiseXxX 0
Very...."creative" ideas. all of the replies Im getting has to do with shit lol
EvilPotato 15
kill his mother.
EvilPotato 15
hmm I guess sarcasm is out.
Uscdrew1 7
Technically, you could say that his pissing was making her come off of the toilet seat, so he was pissing her off and pissing her off of the seat.
Goaliefriend 5
HAHAHA that made my dad ;)
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Glue up the toilet seat so it won't come off.
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
ioifi
honeylol 0
haha good idea!! if my boyfriend ever does anything like this i wont wash it
madhukar 3
i thought that was your grandparents !
iwadasn 33
Bleed on the seat the next time you have your period.
iwadasn 33
Bleed on the seat the next time you have your period.
littlebirdy_55 0
I totally noticed that!That's just great, OP.
littlebirdy_55 0
The pun, I mean. Derp.
kingdranzet 0
wow dude u a re a freak!!
GofuckY0urSe1f 2
go 2 kids 1 sandbox on his ****
flamegrilled123 3
you sound pissed
volley4eva1698 0
put the plastic wrap on the toilet
comepoopwithme 0
no need to be so pissy OP
Tcaret300 12
win 44
rydoger135 0
haha i see what u did there
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
futtbuck101 1
R. Kelly?
levijase 0
Dammit I was goin to say that lol
killerJC 0
147 wins for the day
killerJC 0
147 wins for the day
BlackOpsPWNR 0
so does her boyfriend.
Liamj774 36
Looks like urine trouble
fairygirl88 5
I swear that my brother does the same thing!
CeeBeezy 0
I agree, I hate when my brother does that
brt3420 13
I'm pretty sure I can say this for almost every man, but out goals usually involve pissing woman off. well that's my goal at least. if I piss on the seat I leave it just to piss my mom or sister off.
moosemonkey1000 6
bert. you're an idiot.
TheFamilyGuy 0
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on ;)
NHLbound22 8
typical
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
yeah I think brt is eight I think all men just wanna live life to irritate women to there maximum breaking point. I would know I got a TWIN brother... I can't even count how many times I've wished I was an only child
littlebirdy_55 0
He's eight? Very smartass eight year old, if you ask me.
iAmScrubs 19
Remove the toilet and install it in a place that only you know where it is. See how he likes that.
milky953 0
1. how the **** would she do that unnoticed ? 2. WTF is wrong with someone when they think of this comment? 3. just WTF
swimchica22 0
seriously? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care..............
iAmScrubs 19
Milky253- sorry officer, I didn't know it was illegal to have an imagination.
swimchica22 0
^^win
striker249 0
u can buy easy to remove toilet seats
k9luver13 0
I like this idea. they're just haters
SenorRickles 0
I wipe away tears in rejoice for this magnificent display of trolling. Trollface would be proud.
LemonSquish 4
He'd probably just start peeing on the floor where the toilet used to be. I say she pisses in his shoes one morning.
Griffus 0
point and miss
CryMoreFMLs 15
Ready.... AIM..... MISS!!!
lessthananna 0
pun related to your story involving the word piss
fatgirllovesfml 0
that seems a piss-y situation xD
lilmisslovely13 15
that was lame. Just.... lame.
8rabido8 11
the first thing i noticed was the pun
skizzlerz 0
haha I noticed this too
Megs431 6
Dump him
littlebirdy_55 0
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't dump my boyfriend for having a sense of humour. Just saying.
marinus_fml 20
Well it seems he's succeeding!
A7X_LoVeee 10
Really? How could you tell?!
marinus_fml 20
My astonishing detective skills are paying off.
Michigan_Girl 0
Put Saran wrap between the toilet and the seat...
geeksaresexy 18
Which would achieve what? More mess for OP to clean up..
lessthananna 0
whilst his asleep what?