Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I said to my man, "You used to tell me you love me, but lately you don’t even want me telling you." He responded with a story about his clogged shower drain and then couldn’t understand why I got upset, because apparently this was his “reply to the question I asked.” WTF? FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
OrySoma 11
well now his accusations are correct and he'll definently know
Fergus52 16
I could maybe understand if he didn't flush after a pee, but not flushing after a shit is just disgusting.
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Comments (9)
OrySoma 11
well now his accusations are correct and he'll definently know
Fergus52 16
I could maybe understand if he didn't flush after a pee, but not flushing after a shit is just disgusting.
SAM i AM 4
if it's yellow, let it mello, if it's brown flush it down!!
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a ______ situation. Where the type of situation matches the excrement the boyfriend left.
Bubbilility 27
Are we all going to ignore that this dude is so paranoid that he accused someone of this? Like, what a strange thing to just assume. Moot point I guess, tho, now that she's gone and posted one about him.
Kannibalistic 9
Yeah you dodged a bullet with Oedipus.
Matthew Irmen 11
I recommend airing your private problems publicly. He will love it.
Inkoseh 33
"Which onna'yehs didn't flush afta havven a shet? DISGUSTANG"