Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
whatchagonnado
Victoria, Canada
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
mary
Boundaries please!
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
you sound pissed
XxXPromiseXxX 0
hm we need a revenge plan
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Comments (261)
christyxbee 15
Ugh. It's already a struggle between me and my fiancé as to how to exactly keep the damn seat down for the ladies of the house.... couldn't imagine having a grown man purposely miss the toilet and pissing all over again. Then again, I'm marrying a 31 year old artist soon... ****. Now ILL have to check that out next time a row comes up. >_
Foofenscoops 0
piss me off is very appropriate
LifeanDeath 2
I would kick his butt
xXshadowrollerXx 6
At least he was honest. If he never told you, you might have come to the conclusion that something was wrong with his penis, and dumped him, making a brand new FML. "Today, I dumped my boyfriend cause I thought he couldn't pee correctly. Little did I know he was just peeing on the toilet seat to piss me off. FML."
DeadxManxWalking 27
ex-boyfriend?
Neut 13
Stop washing his clothes, cooking his food and getting him beer!
Panthersfan2834 3
Pun intended?
SwaggerMelon 6
Panthers suck.
lcolla38 0
there should be a support group for this kinda thing
Yournamehere42 7
That's what I'm saying. Why not just say while? The overabundance of "whilst" and incorrectly used "whom"s have been driving me crazy.
Predental 5
Pee on the seat too. Now he has to clean it first before flipping it up.
geeksaresexy 18
Why? He clearly doesn't flip it up anyway