TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Stinky
United States
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Anonymous
Average "alternative medicine" enjoyer
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Domo731
Johnson City, United States
Kinky.
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Top comments
willyjac 17
That's an impressive shot
Norja 33
You're dating a manchild. Give him a bucket and cloth and tell him to clean it up.
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Comments (112)
CallMeWindSock 24
I hope he cleaned it up.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
You're telling me this is not normal?!?!?
Catdragon 40
1st YDI
Norja 33
Fail
CurlyQute 17
How did she deserve it??
chazzywazzy654 22
I think #2 just got carried away about being the first to do something, with no actual consideration for the OP. Pathetic really haha
Catdragon 40
well I just learned I could thumb myself down lol
Catdragon 40
also you can say both YDI and YLS, just did it to be first, but not how I feel. I'm sorry I pissed you guys off.
mistress_paz 30
Deal breaker! He's nasty.
JazzHandsFML 28
I'm more curious how he does this shite?
brittaaany_93 38
I'm even more curious to know how many times he's done this for it to be his favourite skill.
karma_kicks_back 16
Now I'm curious as to how he shites!! I joke. If he can shit on the ceiling then he's defying gravity and needs to be studied.
willyjac 17
That's an impressive shot
Norja 33
You're dating a manchild. Give him a bucket and cloth and tell him to clean it up.
cj75 18
being a manchild is fun. if someone I am dating can't accept my childish moments like blowing stuff up then I can't be with them
JMichael 26
There's a time and place for being a manchild. This is not one of those.
Mynamewontfi 40
#40 There's a difference between having a childish moment and being disgusting enough to pee on the ceiling.
lnheritance 19
For whatever reason this FML and comment reminds me of Daddy Day Care, because the one kid pees all over the walls and ceiling.
russfml 31
Not even man child's are that bad, that's some monkey ass shit, speaking of shit keep it away from him he'll probably end up throwing it
cj75 18
i don't know what kind of lives you all have lived but if you can't act like a child in any situation no matter who you are near then you are doing adulthood wrong
gemstone586 12
as has been stated, there's acceptable child like and then there's completely unacceptable on all levels....
cj75 18
I am just saying why force yourself to act mature? g humans are animals so I say why not act like one and accept those who do
Aimeejasmine 15
Would you pee over someone else's ceiling just for fun? Because that's not acting silly and goofy it's plain disgusting, OP has to live there and that man is a pig. We have toilets for our benefit not to take away our animal side omfg ?
cj75 18
that is why I pee outside with my dog. and also toilets are disgusting no matter how clean they appear to be.
cj75 18
plus humans were not meant to stay stationery.
Onspcame 5
#99 that is different peeing on the ceiling is not the same as peeing outside. Peeing on the ceiling is just plain messed up. How would you like it if your girlfriend or boyfriend (I don't judge) passed on your ceiling? It's not childish just plain nasty.
cj75 18
I would not care
Tthug 34
Seems like a skill best reserved for people you hate...I just don't understand the motivation. I think you're boyfriend is a moron. Make his sorry ass clean it up. And then kick him in the nuts for being a tard.
Polynomial 28
Hey! She said she said she wanted a golden shower. He practiced, and can do it now, FOR HER. She can't complain when he does exactly what she trained him to do.
Tthug 34
Aww. Autocorrect nailed me. I might be a moron too, but at least I'm not the pee-on-ceiling type.
izzie321 27
Oh.
wakemeupplease 21
Nope she has to let people know she's shocked :D
saizml 9
Why do you care?
kingkobrastrikes 13
I remember when my brother did that... he was 5... what a winner the bf is!
paintedchocolate 30
Wha-? Why...? What the hell made him think that was a good idea?
bearsbear01 7
What goes up must come down.