Jess
United States
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
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Pandistoteles
United States
Inappropriate
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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khaya 9
Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.
barmeywashere 0
Speechless o.o
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Comments (273)
barmeywashere 0
Speechless o.o
barmeywashere 0
People voted YDI to this girl because?? D:
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Why are you speechless? The woman has a sense of humour...
urdirtyolduncle 15
MILF
barmeywashere 0
It is quiet not funny that a woman would do that and it is especially not funny since this was a public playground - _-
swimchica22 0
I agree. I don't get why you guys are thumbing this down! it is especially inappropriate for a parent to pole dance in a PLAYGROUND. I would be speechless also!
heyimjennyFML 5
I wish I had your mom!
sameroni13 0
just back away just back away!
barmeywashere 0
Today,after getting super wasted, I went to a playground and pole danced for the kids. The good part is I got some lovers and cash yet I have mothers attacking me for exposing too much to their kids and for attracting their husbands. FML .. This is how it would sound if the mother would post the FML O•O
urdirtyolduncle 15
80- Thank youuu... for killing it.
wintamint101 7
oww oww
TylersMB 0
was she drunk? or high?. well whether she was sober or not i would have left. your mother is a ***** =/
swimchica22 0
136 if you are referring to me then u need to re read my comment. u need to get a life.
lmw562 3
hmmm. Does anyone wonder if the mom was any good?
aardvarkish 17
50, are you sure?
geminiTwin4 3
@42 *quite
hellogoodbye1996 6
uh 136 you asked for thumbs up by saying "thumbs up" so you yourself need to get a life.
hellogoodbye1996 6
uh 136 you asked for thumbs up by saying "thumbs up" so you yourself need to get a life.
hellogoodbye1996 6
uh 136 you asked for thumbs up by saying "thumbs up" so you yourself need to get a life.
hellogoodbye1996 6
uh 136 you asked for thumbs up by saying "thumbs up" so you yourself need to get a life.
hellogoodbye1996 6
holy shit! why did it post if 4 times I only typed it once and it send once. I despise the glitches on FML -.-
nwatso96 0
I'd be so ****** scared for life. but she sounds like a MILF
swimchica22 0
144 you make no sense.........obviously I am sure.... I said it retard. think before you post.....
zombi3ki113r14 4
why would u wanna see your mom poledance?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Hear that, 187? That's the sound of aard's joke flying over your head. Cool your knickers, chica.
LordGoober 13
Fyl if your mom is ugly, Ydi if she's hot, can't vote 'till I know that.
brokedownvw 0
hot or not, a mother should not pole dance especially at a playground where not only is their child present so are other children.
NFL333 0
arguing on the Internet is like the special Olympics no body truly wins and everyones retarded
swimchica22 0
200, oh im sorry officer. I didn't know it was illegal to have opinions. chill. sincerely, me.
Bano360 25
217 wins the competition for best comment. As for the rest of you, give up now!
GreatGeak 8
217 has to be my favorite comment of all time.
FunwithBumperCar 0
Look at 136's profile picture. He was poviously just trolling and you fell into it.
maz_irken 6
am I the only one who thought of Lady GaGa's "Speechless"?
kittykat1497 7
wow 221 I too feel you should "cool your knickers"
swimchica22 0
wow 251 why don't u **** off.....you weren't even part of this conversation so......
AliciaicilA 0
239- I did too :S weirddd
ffuy 0
lmao
himynameiskrista 0
That's THE cutest baby I've ever seen before in my life. EVER :D
HannahLouise96 13
She sounds lovely.
kingtz 6
Sounds kinda hot, actually.
HannahLouise96 13
^^ XD I guess so if you're a straight guy.
sixfoot2 0
lmao
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Isn't she precious? ..That's all I know of the song.
sameroni13 0
did people throw money at her
AnagenisisZagus 13
I hope she isn't Precious or else...just no...
mexicotoucher 7
She's a good business woman. get them hooked early.
nrelavender 10
I love that song :)
victimization 0
162- lol
soccerchik313 0
lol
jonan1212 5
Get It Girl!
YayorNay 8
I just happen to have some singles in my wallet.
kruzito 0
was she nude? BOING!!!!!
kyanisaurus 0
hello 3!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
aww 170 and 3 u guys have like the same pic u were meant to be together forever!
steierr 7
170 is cuter...
jonan1212 5
that hurts, 192
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
well I think ur both equally adorable. wow I sound like a peace maker here:P
YacL 15
Nah, I think 197 is cuter. *peace destroyer*
jonan1212 5
^this
kaleighiscool 0
Definitely!
khaya 9
Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.
HubertPL 0
cookies and milf
CryMoreFMLs 15
I feel bad for the parents when the kids come home...
hellokat1 0
48, what are you talking about?
CryMoreFMLs 15
The kids will be all like that qas... you know what, nevermind. It doesn't make sense to me anymore.
EvilPotato 15
I wonder if she's good looking.
tatersalad101 0
roflmao!!!
rbubbles 20
I think 48 means when the poor traumatized kids come back home from the playground and tell their parents what they had just witnessed lol
CryMoreFMLs 15
YES! Thank you thats exactly right!
loovverrr 0
No Comment!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
229- dont say no commnet, how about you just.... *drumroll* dont comment!!! saves comment room
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
*comment
CheezIt62 0
but u did comment
crazycole20 0
is she hot?
ramurrump 0
ha
williamrst 0
for real???
aardvarkish 17
Inquiring minds want to know...
xo_kat_xo 0
that's a bit awkward
YacL 15
What I wanna know is if there were any other parents there that stopped her. Unless they just watched.
Leatherandlace 0
What an articulate, eloquent creature you are.
steierr 7
rolmfao
darkinkinda 0
right? I mean if she's attractive it's okay lol
missemolove 0
lol
Darth_Naru 0
Talk about embarrassing parents. The reason was?...
khaya 9
Do people need a reason to dance. I sure don't need a reason to take copious amounts of drugs.
amrik 11
hot
IHunt 0
they could be addicted or they like to get high so yes there is a reason
lis54 1
loser.
birdfreak 24
did everyone enjoy?
Megs431 6
awesome mom!
agSWAAAAG 0
ummm...check the liquor cabinet and make sure she didn't down 2 or 3 margaritas because normal moms just don't dont do that
Darth_Naru 0
Well that mom might not be normal.
teh1337 1
the kids got what they paid for...
Rape_Laser 0
every kid carpools with you to the playground now