Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
whatchagonnado
Victoria, Canada
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
mary
Boundaries please!
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
you sound pissed
XxXPromiseXxX 0
hm we need a revenge plan
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Comments (261)
akallaan 7
piss on, piss off.
stephanie911_fml 0
Buy a urinal, thats what I have.
Yournamehere42 7
Replace the bathroom doorknob with one that requires a key to unlock it. Then keep the only key and refuse to open it unless he stops. If you have two bathrooms in your house, it's all the better because you can leave one open for him to use and keep the other locked and clean for yourself.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Very smart idea.
bloodshedblack 5
yeah... I agree with denzell.
25shark 5
break up w/ him. he sounds like a guy with a bad rep who just likes to get attention
Pigpen181 3
You should tell him" It's Ok, I clean it up with your tooth brush".
meredithxjane 0
my husband leaves it up all the time. I've fallen in before! my fault for not checking but still lol
SteelCladAngel 0
yea that sucks especially when you're fat and pregnant and half asleep. my husband normally puts the seat back down, occasionally he forgets though >.
lilmisslovely13 15
81 you're a fail. She was right and you were wrong.
TalkinSmack 6
clean the seat off with his toothbrush :D
Hockeyboy4280 18
I use whilst sometimes. It's more of a british terminology, whilst "while" is more of an American word. It's like commas, Americans will add a comma before and, whilst British people do not. EX: American: I like to read books, magazines, and FML British: I like to read books, magazines and FML. It's all in language preferences.
agummere796 0
haha "Piss you off" get it? he pissed so much on the toilet seat you got off. lol