Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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Warp1978 15
Now that you know, you have to address this. He's not a puppy he's a person and also a small amount of pee may have made it into the bottles if they have the push open tops. 😔
xxlk4xx 6
that's nasty, my husband pees in the shower too but he uses the drain like everyone else! I cant even understand why anyone would pee on the soaps that are probably sitting on the side of the tub, and then you'll have stale pee sitting underneath them😰
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Comments (8)
Lora Wood 11
Um...your sweetie is a sociopath!
Warp1978 15
Now that you know, you have to address this. He's not a puppy he's a person and also a small amount of pee may have made it into the bottles if they have the push open tops. 😔
xxlk4xx 6
that's nasty, my husband pees in the shower too but he uses the drain like everyone else! I cant even understand why anyone would pee on the soaps that are probably sitting on the side of the tub, and then you'll have stale pee sitting underneath them😰
alex_jaguara 33
Don't tell me he also poops in his hand and throws it towards the toilet.
warmonger711 8
Pee does wash off, at least he’s not peeing into bottle. There are worst places to aim at in the shower.
Fergus52 16
When OP discusses the peeing in the shower with her SO I imagine it might go light this; SO: "It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal." OP: "Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of...urine?" (quotes taken from Seinfeld)
EmmaMK 35
It’s only ok to pee in the shower if you are a puppy or have been drinking.
Brightside86 31
Sometimes I think relationships require a subtle level of nuance that I'm not great at pickuping up on. And then I hear stories like this...