Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Top comments
junkboy 4
dump him...
beedlebum 0
Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...
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Comments (198)
junkboy 4
dump him...
Molkerei 0
I'm going to have to agree if your going to date someone who is that much of a douche then ydi
BahahahLOL 0
Call me ; 0
Sun_Kissed18 25
ok well if he really "Couldn't help it" He could clean it up since he made the mess. not expect the OP to do it like she's his maid
jmack8796 0
what else is woman good for?
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
48, I hope your not serious. if you are, refer to 106 for an explanation of why your comment is dumb
DisturbedCupcake 3
haha. just back hand his lazy ass.
Lexyce 0
thats just gross..ur BF is a lazy ass!
natsaysheyyy 16
OP's words were (hopefully): "Uhhm, bitch, you can clean it up yourself."
tex_mex13 0
did u do it??
beedlebum 0
Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...
worldclass 0
Dump him.. or piss, him.. in this context. Tell him to clean up after himself.
xFalzz 0
Am I the only one that has noticed that whenever theres an FML written by a woman about her boyfriend, the majority of the women FMLers always say "Dump him!"?
MnBran6 0
35 a majority of relationship fmls are by women with douchy boyfriends so it's to be expected
RedPillSucks 33
There's lots of guys saying dump him too. OP, I hope you told him to go frag himself.
salaamdelroba 0
I don't. I'm usually on the guys' side. I spent many years as a cop. Large majority of domestic problems were caused/instigated BY the FEMALE. And ladies, I don't apologize for stating facts.
kittydidit 0
Douche! Tell him to shove it...
Tikwichka 5
Or wipe it, in this case.
lydever91 0
Soak it up with a towel, and then put it in his drink.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
ShamWOW!
citruslime 0
lol
auctiongirl 10
That's what I'd do too. Dump his sorry ass.
AthinaMarie 0
tell him slavory is over..
Miii_fml 0
like!!
raf217474 0
you spelled slavery wrong....
Snorlax_Snarf 10
My name is Athena but I'm not Greek. People call me greek goddess a lot:)
JERZBornNRaised 7
That's nasty, don't clean that shit, make him do it, he's a big boy, and how the hell does he manage to miss the toilet? have fun taken care of your baby of a beef, id make him lick it up
shelba97 5
nice
iamgoofymovie 0
go ducks!
c00lsk8erboi 7
shy on his side of the bed and te him he can clean it up when je gets a chance :)
TaylorTheBoss 4
Yeah, just shy all over everything..
ggggiggity 0
Dats da shy.
mountneer 0
that's bullshy..
thewife5 19
I can hear his accent through his spelling. HOT! well worth the errors;)
mysticwater 0
lmao-ing with 153