Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
andits 21
Well better late than never. I think you should be more happy than him getting rid of that idiot! Or you can just try long term birth control. But really it's better to let him go
redbandit9877 12
I would just say "is this dumbass thing going to be all the time?" " If so we're done."
Rexington27 7
Reply with "Does this dumb thing happen a lot? " If so.
StanBVB 10
In my health class, everyone learned about everything. Probably to avoid situations such as OP's.
emuexport 4
Hmm, What a winner, sounds like he better get a granny fetish or turn gay :)
emuexport 4
Hmm, What a winner, sounds like he better get a granny fetish or turn gay :)
firefighter925 18
Yea mine too
angelofmusic113 9
You could have told him if he got you pregnant you wouldn't have them for nine months, but then there would be a whole other set of problems... O.o
Rexington27 7
Reply with "Is this dumb thing going to happen a lot? " If so.
Danielle7994 18
How old is this guy? Did he NOT go through those sex ed classes in 5th/6th grade?