Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
Rexington27 7
Reply with "Does this dumb thing happen a lot? " If so.
worldclassrager 41
Now ex is the key you'll find someone else and he'll be single forever...
PresAgent 23
It appears you made the correct decision, OP. You just can't fix stupid.
olpally 33
What a ******* dumb ass.
caohm 18
zoolander would be proud
moosetracks22 10
send him back to 5th grade, because he obviously wasn't paying attention that week.
Ziggy122 15
From what I recall though, boys and girls were in separate rooms watching separate videos...
bandeek 30
At my school, boys and girls learned about periods in seventh grade
needacharger 10
Does this guy live under a rock?
nflhomeboy 7
Only once a month. He should be thankful it's no more than 12 times a year.
love_me_electric 20
Actually, most women get 13 a year (every 28 days).
AngelSpit 18
I hope he was really pretty because you obviously weren't dating him for his smarts/personality
EvilLittleMan 23
What a tool and he didn’t even end his statement with an exclamation point, just a period.