Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
RoboCunnilingus 23
Can someone tell me how that happens? How does someone become that dumb? How do they even function in the real world?
Metallica36176 16
That's exactly what I was thinking. How can people be that stupid? It makes me wonder if they're really that stupid or just acting like that to get out of something or situations.
TheDrifter 24
Think of how dumb the average person you meet is. Now realize that half the people around you are statistically probable to be dumber than that person. I recently saw a lady with downs syndrome having to inform a Walmart cashier how much the change should be, the world is not a shining land of geniuses.
frizz101 22
Blame it on the American education system, were outscored by kids in Africa were the school house is mud hut. (I don't actually know if thats true, just that America is one of the worst of the developed nations in terms of education).
monnanon 14
@79 you get dumb ***** in every country. i dont mind people not knowing something even if its a fairly common thing, holes in education can happen for many reasons. what i cant stand is people who refuse to learn more or believe the truth when you inforn then like OPs bf here.
magnetoo 4
He needn't have meant "are you going to have a period every month". He could easily have meant "are you going to behave like a bitch every time it's your period". If that's how OP was behaving, who knows.
hienzburgess 9
why does he phrase his sentences like a girl?
UnluckyGenius 21
Couldn't hide the red stains in your bikini bottom?
UnluckyGenius 21
Sorry, not sorry.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Well, you should be.
Mads_1234 28
#15, you and OP's ex should hook up. No one else is going to date either of you!
UnluckyGenius 21
#144 you say this as if I care.
Ian7890 23
I don't think you learn that in health class. At least guys don't.
jamieeelynn57 8
Now we know what he did in Health.
kievking 14
I thought this ment we dont no what he did in health
andrewturtle 16
Did you mean: "Now we know what he didn't do in Health"?
jamieeelynn57 8
What I meant was, now we know how much he was paying attention. Sorry it was confusing I guess.
jamieeelynn57 8
That or now we know he did absolutely nothing, if that makes sense.
hessel 13
bloody hell thats weird.... period
twinkiefeets 17
I only get mine twice a year! Gimmie his number!
dramaelf 37
If that's true I think you have a serious health problem.
Danielle7994 18
37, Some women have that because they're on some form of birth control. Like I know that if I use the Depo-shot for at least a year, my chance of having fewer to NO periods is at 50%. So, it is possible (and normal) to have fewer periods in a year.
eddeeezzyy 19
You sound pretty thirsty if you're willing to go after a guy that's very possibly stupid about other things, too...
tymarie2012 31
some people have irregular periods.
dramaelf 37
Tell him he only really needs to worry when it does stop.
Rexington27 7
Reply with does this dumb thing happen a lot? If so.
Chris93Jones 20
if you're upset about this, you need to check your standards.
CharresBarkrey 16
I'm sorry, is a moderate intelligence NOT supposed to be a standard?