Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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Anderling 33
Thankfully, it seems like the trash took itself out. I know it probably sucks in the moment, but hopefully someday you can laugh at this dimwit with the rest of us.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Sending over virtual vibes so that he suffers from the same pain somehow. Would you prefer a cycling accident involving his balls or IBS? Same punishment for all those voting YDI.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
That shouldn't be too hard. He could become a pedophile or a GILF hunter or look for a trans woman. Your ability to bear children seems to be too inconvenient for him.
Anderling 33
Thankfully, it seems like the trash took itself out. I know it probably sucks in the moment, but hopefully someday you can laugh at this dimwit with the rest of us.
Hangryko 32
You dodged a bullet. Good riddance to the manchild.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Sending over virtual vibes so that he suffers from the same pain somehow. Would you prefer a cycling accident involving his balls or IBS? Same punishment for all those voting YDI.
ripped85 5
The intelligent in some humans are questionable.
ripped85 5
In the intelligence in some humans are questionable.
rudico67 8
And these are the idiots who get elected to public office and make laws about women and our bodies. I'm glad he's gone, for your sake. It's good you found out now what kind of person he is before you got married and/or got pregnant. It does stink now, but in the end, you'll be glad. Take care, OP.
ripped85 5
The intelligence in some humans are questionable.
IHaveThePower 18
Well, on the one hand, you dodged a bullet, that was a moron and you deserve better. On the other, you might call up Planned Parenthood and explain your cramps are impairing your ability to do things--that's not really normal and they can start getting an idea of what's wrong or shoot you to a doctor who can. I usually recommend PP because they're REALLY good at listening and paying attention to what you want, and even if you can't find anything better, they might be able to get you a medical card.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So he'll be looking for a post-menopausal woman or a pre-teen? Or a trans-sexual (I believe that's the PC term, please forgive me if it's not)? /facepalm In all seriousness, you dodged a bullet with that moron. Period cramps are no fun, and if that's his mentality, he doesn't deserve any woman. Or man, for that matter.