Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
Markus12 8
Well, periods last different amounts of times for girls .. My ex had her period for 5 days, and after starting the pill it would last 3-4 days... So... Maybe op has period for 8-9 days.. Which would suck.
SURIUHSLEEDOH 4
Am i the only one that finds it hard to not believe that a 12 year old wrote this??
everett75 4
How do idiots like this get a girlfriend?!? Do u ladies only care about looks?
Alicestraza 33
We don't know how long they were dating. This topic rarely comes up in the start of a relationship. I doubt she knew just how stupid he was.
simsgirlgem 25
Be happy Op you don't want that in your kids gene pool
Lilxpie 18
I think he never paid attention in health classes.
athos1237 4
Maybe he needs to nice guy since all women will have the same "issue".
skyeyez9 25
I picture Penny's Neanderthal on again off again bf from the Big Bang Theory show. Could have told your ex that he can do better by dating a 60yr old woman. They don't have that "period thing."
catanita 18
One question: How old is he, 10?
jheiser3131 1
wow
chosha_fml 27
I think his stupidity thing was going to happen a lot more often than your period.