Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I realized our life has been lacking in romance lately, so I got a card, a bunch of flowers, and made reservations at a lovely restaurant for a nice evening. When I got home and gave my wife the flowers, all she did was sigh and ask what I "fucked up this time." She also refused to go to dinner. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
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Top comments
Demona666 19
This would be a dream birthday (except the part with the parents). Such a woman is an ungrateful piece of shit, just because a dumb card.
Charlie Given 28
Either she's very ungrateful or she's actually got guilt issues and she's taking it out on you.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
The card is the most important part. Especially the part you write. The rest is just store-bought stuff.
Demona666 19
This would be a dream birthday (except the part with the parents). Such a woman is an ungrateful piece of shit, just because a dumb card.
Charlie Given 28
Either she's very ungrateful or she's actually got guilt issues and she's taking it out on you.
Dirtysalamander1 13
Richard is full of sarcasm. from what he or she writes in on everyone's comments. it is all trolling . what you need to do is speak and tell your feelings towards your S/O. tell her how you feel. tell her the little things that make your day. after how she reacts, you'll get your answer on how she feels about you.
Silver_helmet 10
Does not sound like a nice person, if there is more stuff like this, just consider options such as being single again