Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
PterodactylMan 23
Ignorance is Bliss
TheCanucklehead 22
More like some people lack common knowledge
K410 18
Apparently he thought "swag" would get him through in life :p
Enslaved 38
Yes and no. There are so many different types of birth control methods that can stop a woman's period that it's not unheard that a guy would think a female wouldn't get a monthly period. But this OP need not worry about it with this tactless fool.
annie_nk 23
Every woman reacts different to different types of birth control. I got an IUD after my second child. I was told my period might or might not stop. 8 months later and I'm still having my monthly gift.
quontag 15
But there is one thing that will surely stop a girl's periods. Pregnancy.
Ameel_fml 19
#57: Actually, most birth controls don't stop periods. They can lessen the symptoms and SOMETIMES might stop them altogether, but generally speaking, you still get your period on birth control. It's just a lot more manageable.
DenBriZel 31
I guess I was one of the lucky ones. After I had my daughter I got an IUD that has a "small" chance of stopping periods. Well mine stopped and at first I was terrified that I had become pregnant again. (this was about a year and a half ago)
Tblankk34 8
What's op mean
Mshrodes 13
#115 It means Original Poster
little_one 20
-83 I'm on the pill and if I don't want a period I just start another pack. I only get 4 periods a year by choice. So yeah 57 was right. Some people say they need it to feel normal but I hate periods and if my doctor says it's okay who am I to argue having a less interrupted sex life.
TheAtheistChild 10
Yes, it is. But I'd rather have the painful truth, than the blissful lies.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
BntyHntrSeattle 30
When I said exclaim I meant ex-claim... yeah.
Han1156 23
Explain I think you meant.
rosenkrieger223 24
Gotta love auto-correct... haha
applebramble 22
Hmm if you guys were even having sexual intercourse , you should have gone on a contraception , not for the sake of your now ex-bf but to also not risk yourself falling pregnant...
Javier6597 19
Leave him, its not your fault
annie_nk 23
She already did.
Javier6597 19
Oh yeah
Trish01 23
Maybe OP was the one who got dumped when the guy realized it's going to be a common occurrence, but I hope it was the other way around!
annie_nk 23
Me too. The dumbass ex saying "we're so done" makes me think he dumped her though. Either way, she's rid of his brain dead - ness.
firefighter925 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well..... Is it?!?! answer the man's question!! lol jk
challan 19
Nope. Periods are a lie. Women don't pee, poop or bleed. Don't worry.
iAlissa 34
We don't fart or burp either.
BrotherPhil 35
Does that mean that my wife is a man in disguise?
rosenkrieger223 24
It's true, ladies don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.
bingbongbingbong 11
Yes but only yours
blondie107 20
You should hit him on the head. Maybe wake up the common sense that clearly seems to be hibernating in the deep recesses of his halfbrain.
myoukei 31
But that might kill the few braincells he has left :/
Soniye 14
Or all of them
alkerh 8
Oh no, what a loss...
Soniye 14
Idiocy can't be fixed..
GoodLookingGeese 10
Agreed
VeganVampyre 27
Oh, sure it can. You kill all the idiots in the world and voila, problem fixed. The overpopulation problem would be fixed too :)
tyler384 6
He'll be missing out on a lot until he grows up. You're better off without him.
annie_nk 23
He'll be living the forever alone life with that attitude. Unless he finds a girl who had a hysterectomy.
RoboCunnilingus 23
There are plenty of people he could date that don't have periods. They're called men.
challan 19
Hey, my grandma is single.
deloria_fml 22
10: Women with hysterectomies often have much bigger problems. If he doesn't want to have to deal with a period, it's unlikely he'll want to deal with discomfort or pain associated with sexual dysfunction or lack of lubrication or depression or any of the other hundreds of things it can cause. OP's ex-boyfriend is a moron, and we should all hope that he wins a Darwin Award and removes himself from the gene pool.
annie_nk 23
My sister in law had to have an emergency hysterectomy and she's a big ball of hormones (thankfully she handles it well). So I know it's tough. I said hysterectomy because it's a sure fire way to never have a period. And I agree with his removal from the gene pool. I pray to god he never procreates.
SentrytheDefient 4
Dodged a bullet there OP!
Superman_Geek15 6
Well we see he didn't pay attention in health class!