Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
neverfamous 13
That's bloody awful.
Ray_of_midnight 23
You're better off without such a moron in your life.
woiz 11
good for u u need a man not a immature boy
assassinbanana0 20
In my health class, guys were in my class as well. We all learned about the menstrual system. I am sure he was taught it, but didn't pay attention
Poetaster 10
Tell him that you also have a tendency toward comas, exclamation points and question marks!!!
Krystal3408 32
What an idiot. You're honestly lucky he blew his cover so soon. Wouldn't want to be engaged to him before that happened.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Some people are just idiots and have absolutely no common knowledge. Honestly OP you are better off, so FYL and YDI, because better finding out now then latter. And good luck to him finding another woman that the 'period thing' doesn't happen to them often. What an idiot.
HarroIAmBob 21
how does she deserve this? its her fault her ex is retarded?
Donnakar 20
I think you are way better off
hordriss 14
Wow, what a complete ducking. You're better off rid OP, I'd celebrate dodging the retard bullet.
elizacandle 29
tell him to date a tranny or a guy
SparklyCuntt 12
I hope no one dates you for how ******* arrogant and rude you are.