Today, I told my boyfriend to stand up for himself more often. He now takes very hard stances on his desire for anal sex and his love for the Star Wars Disney+ series. I should’ve kept my big mouth shut. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a massive argument. I suggested we have a movie night. He suggested an all day/night Star Wars marathon. I’d be OK, if it wasn’t for the fact that we’ve done that at least five times in the last two months. He says I’m the one being unfair. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for starting to give him oral sex because I wasn't paying attention to the Marvel movie he was showing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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RichardPencil 32
You can shut your big mouth and open up the other end.
deathdefiance99 2
so?
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Comments (4)
1known 34
If he really want it, tell him he’ll have to try it on himself first. And he better not pull out the « I’m not gay » excuse, because that’s irrelevant (homosexuality is not a matter of sex position). If he really wants you to watch those series with you, he should watch yours first.
Starkiller2011 10
Thats a bit extreme on your part don’t you think. If your relationship solely consists of „you habe do do x so I do y with you“ I feel truly sorry for you. Relationships are mutual and if your interests can only combined by force you are simply not cut out for another
Starkiller2011 10
Thats a bit extreme on your part don’t you think. If your relationship solely consists of „you habe do do x so I do y with you“ I feel truly sorry for you. Relationships are mutual and if your interests can only combined by force you are simply not cut out for another
RichardPencil 32
You can shut your big mouth and open up the other end.
george1986 7
lmao that's hilarious 😂
bobsanction 18
You literally asked for it.
deathdefiance99 2
so?