Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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whatwhat 0
send him a reply
mleugim 0
wo! you must feeling sad... let him go...
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Comments (48)
mleugim 0
wo! you must feeling sad... let him go...
bj2dfullest 0
damn I ain't kno I sent that to u I'm sorry babe
ffmmllyaya 0
well shit, idk what's wrong with people these days.. can't people find love/sex a easier more honest way?
whatwhat 0
send him a reply
m0tl3ycru3 0
"it's over"
shaagy2760 13
Yeah like bitch plz it's over
taymichele16 15
"Too late, you've been dumped"
ChairmanMao 0
Make him know that you know, but be the bigger person about it. Non violence in this situations is key. You're infinitely better than him, make sure he knows that too.
greenman_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"forget" to take your pill. now he has to stay with you
purplebluetattoo 3
Fail.
Bananichka 0
epic
Dr_Phil 0
All these "my boyfriend sent me a text to the wrong girl"-FML posts are making me think they're all BS.
desabelle 0
Cut your losses?
sgrenson 0
I have no issue having sex with you so you can get back at him.
MilkyFresh 0
Be the bigger person, I agree. It always helps! But remember, it is his loss. Not yours. Don't sweat it.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Just reply: "yes but when, you promised we'd be together soon, so I can dump MY idiot boyfriend!" PS: Love you too =)
Kat_MS 0
@13 Lol...not only that but i'd just prove how stupid she is to ruin her life just to screw someone else over. And the guy is a jerk :P. At least you found out sooner rather than later I suppose...