Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
needacharger 10
Someone never got 'the talk'...
Ameel_fml 19
It must depend on the school. I remember guys and girls were split up in my school so that they could learn about gender-specific things. Which is a terrible idea imo, for the longest times my guy friends didn't understand why periods were such a big deal because "it's only a little bit of blood, right?" I had to explain the PMS and cramps and sickness to them, and they were genuinely surprised. They had no idea.
SparklyCuntt 12
And this is another prime example on why we need WAY better sex education classes. Also your username is ******* fantastic.
uniannonymous 5
Good ridden to bad rubbish
BrotherPhil 35
Schmuck.
sjonnemans 3
or maybe he just meant it in a "are you going to be a b%#ch like this for 2 weeks every month?!? (yes, i speak from experience...)
Samster2000 9
The product of Alabama's sex ed, ladies and gentlemen
disturbedgd 26
he is gonna have a lot of women trouble in the future
mr_sarcastic416 29
I love the name OP used lol
amarie2009 22
Good for you that you dumped him, he is a complete moron