Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Alyssa125 10
Some people lack common sense. You can do better OP!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Tell him, "Yeah, stop questioning my health or I'll exclaim our split-up."
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Comments (185)
Nicostream 16
I'm just wondering where the hell do you girls meet such idiots. I mean I know a couple of stupid people but have yet to meet someone that ignorant.
sugarbear0727 19
Lmfao. Wow. Some people just shouldn't breed. I'm glad you're rid of him. And fyl for dating an idiot.
metalcrazed 21
He probably meant are you going to act like this every time it happens and just phrased it wrong.
alkerh 8
We didn't have "health class", we had "biology". Reproduction and sexual health was just one chapter in the text book.
kenjenkei 32
Your username = win.
abbruzzi67 15
Wow what a dumbass I'm pretty sure you can find someone that has basic common sense
ecascio2010 9
What a moron.
TogeBara 12
Hint: a period does not give you the right to be a bitch or moody. Check your diet and look into what causes it more and that shit can be controlled.
Lorysa 11
She didn't mention being bitchy. At least that would be a legitimate complaint; it just sounds like he didn't want to have bloody sex, so the simple fact that she has periods at all is inconvenient to him.
annoyedweirdo 9
Lmfao still sounds like he is still a kid or your so evil when you are on you period and he used that as an excuse to give you a hint
Rainbow_Crash 11
How do people THAT stupid function in real life without drowning in the shower?