Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML
Today, it's day three of me having unexplained diarrhea that leaves me with such bad gas that it keeps me up at night. Less than a month ago I was complaining to my doctor about having severe chronic constipation. My digestive tract can't seem to make up it's mind. FML
Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
Today, I ate two Fiber One bars for breakfast and now I can’t stop farting. FML
Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML
Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns, and it hurts to sit. FML
Today, I ate something that didn’t agree with me. Now I’m in the bathroom and my butthole is dry heaving. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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tiptoppc 21
Xylitol and glycol in certain quantities is an alcohol commonly used in constipation meds. I one time accidentally ate too many sugar free haribo gummies and I was puking and ******** my brains out. I ended puking up all my lasagna into the tub next to the toilet while simultaneously spewing out the back end. I feel you. I call them “Caribbean Draino”
Yudith 28
Thanks for mentioning the brand. I will stick to my All Bran Buds and shooters of psyllium husks.
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tiptoppc 21
Xylitol and glycol in certain quantities is an alcohol commonly used in constipation meds. I one time accidentally ate too many sugar free haribo gummies and I was puking and ******** my brains out. I ended puking up all my lasagna into the tub next to the toilet while simultaneously spewing out the back end. I feel you. I call them “Caribbean Draino”
Yudith 28
Thanks for mentioning the brand. I will stick to my All Bran Buds and shooters of psyllium husks.