Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML
Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML
Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML
Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
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CryoShock 14
Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?
DocBastard 40
Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late
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Comments (61)
CryoShock 14
Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?
itwasthedognotme 14
I think because he does them every day he forgets what he's actually there to do. Disgraceful. Sorry OP. -.-
saba_ajira 29
"Dress for the job you want, not the one you have" anyways im sorry OP
MrSassypants 34
If I dress for the job I want, I usually get thrown in jail for impersonating a police officer, and getting arrested is the exact opposite of what I wanted.
ImAFaker 29
If I dress for the job I want I will end up getting arrested for showing up naked to a school. Hey, it's not my fault that a teacher wants to be a **** star.
urdirtyolduncle 15
If I dress for the job I want, I would be branded as a homeless looking hobo because I want to be a professor.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Well, he was late because he went to get new sunglasses. I guess you could say he was, quite literally, FASHIONably late.
AJlatour 9
That sucks I guess he figured it was OK since they were going anywhere.
mcm_3 16
this man, a priest, needs to learn some respect
Lebeaugars95 20
I hear the light of God is quite bright
rocket23 7
Probably not a priest, just Protestant...
2i1337i2iscore 13
What about this fml makes you think priest? Lmao
trex454 21
pastors and priests are not the same thing
aruden 25
Hey when you can't do a job well at least look good while doing it
91hayek 31
Did he have a David Caruso CSI Miami pun that he wanted to say about your grandpa? Insensitive ass.
MoodiQ 8
"sorry im late but my car.....was DEAD YEEEAAAAH" nope I dont think he wanted to do that
DocBastard 40
Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late
Justy101 23
There is nothing worse than a disrespectful person at a funeral. The priest at my grandma's funeral tried to crack a joke which made the whole experience even worse than it already was.
TheGriizlyBear 22
Wow, interesting how a man of God can be so disrespectful.
skyeyez9 25
They can be jerks just like everybody else. Nobody is perfect.
2i1337i2iscore 13
"You have to look good before you can do good"... I'm pretty sure Jesus said that (Sarcasm)
Rajni_dev 12
Classy.
cakefete2 31
No, it's not classy. It's "shady".