Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
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Top comments
Bogrbon 27
So you're a dick and your brother's life sucks. Maybe don't try a "prank" that could hurt someone, or leave them with lasting physical changes (shaving heads, etc.). There's a word for people who do things like that: "asshole." And if you get older "convicted felon."
core01 30
What the **** did you think would happen??
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Comments (9)
mike3775 39
I feel bad for future generations having idiots for parents.
core01 30
What the **** did you think would happen??
Bogrbon 27
So you're a dick and your brother's life sucks. Maybe don't try a "prank" that could hurt someone, or leave them with lasting physical changes (shaving heads, etc.). There's a word for people who do things like that: "asshole." And if you get older "convicted felon."
mackdeezy 22
I bet you this was also being filmed.
1known 34
Prank is rarely a good idea.
Hangryko 32
I hope your brother sues your dumb ass to cover all of his medical expenses and wages from missed work.
Ambrily 27
Those "pranks" are crimes and you are an idiot, OP.
Jessika Jensen 7
What a asshole. Karma.