Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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lilhellian 27
And he thought he was the father how?
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI
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Comments (177)
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Jeez, why didn't you tell him about sex when he was about 10 or 11? My God, man. Or woman. Responsibility! It's kind of your fault now.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
I didn't no what text wasn't I was 17. When people would try to tell me, I'd just cover my ears and run away. But either way sex ed is necessary period whether taught at home or school.
MadamBri 4
And they want to take away sex Ed?! Unbelievable. You should of had that talk with him years ago. Thank god he hasn't had sex yet. He would of ended up a father and with a crazy ass std. Folks education starts at home.
GryffinDarkBreed 3
How ******* sheltered have you kept that kid? Jesus tap-dancing Christ!
LilaBear 2
YDI. It's your job to teach your kid about these things, not the school's.
elizacandle 29
You shouldn't leave the sex talk to the schools. You let your son be oblivious to sexual health until 19!
RVAriverRAT88 9
19 sounds a little late for the sex talk, come on parents.
AliciaMeow 12
My school taught us about sex in the 4th grade. ...I feel like your son was very embarrassed.
kinghalibut 2
voting you deserved it his lack of knowledge is clearly from you inability as a parent to teach him about personal and social issues. schools are for math science and history.
InsanityxthexGit 12
Schools can never be trusted to give good sex ed. You should have taught him way before he was 19.