blegh
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fucked by sex ed
Manchester, United States
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
TheVirginJenny
Spanaway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
Little shit
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
KoNi
France 🌶️ Spicy
Early start
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
baldiesmom
🌶️ Spicy
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Soon…
Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML
clapping_for_you
🌶️ Spicy
Sex ed 101
Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML
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ddinspire6 10
Say yes.
dpope06 0
guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons
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alycion 39
Just tell him you sat on a public toilet seat and forgot to jump up and down afterwards. ;) I love that it seems to be that age that kids go into denial about parents having a sex life.
Isoldael 27
Perhaps he suspects that his OP is not his real father for some reason? Although it would still be a rather inconclusive answer if OP answered "no". Another scenario I can imagine is OP going like "but sex is a magical, wonderful thing based on mutual respect and love" and the son going "pfff, what are you, a virgin?" (i don't mean to use any stereotype for 16 year olds, just thinking of possible scenarios)
97currie 0
This is off topic, but I like your picture. Cute snake!
hurrican_fml 0
I dont know about him, but I would go say something to the school. Lol.
jmbarber 0
now all you have to say is "i wish, then i wouldnt have a son like you"
BrittanyPernell6 0
I would just say, "No, and you are the drip that got away apparently.".
excelsiorjss 4
"didn't you know, you can get a girl pregnant by kissing her..."
MedChew 19
"Yes, bastard"
boardforlife 0
This is definately your fault for not teaching him to stick it in
marisadc79 0
It would appear you need to have "the talk" with your son and he needed to be paying attention in health class obviously. Epic fail.
ronski 41
Give him "the talk"