Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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urmomsabortion 2
Ewwww
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.
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Comments (203)
urmomsabortion 2
Ewwww
evilscorpi 29
omg woow women just get nastier day by day
waswashere 0
A used condom is 60 points
G0v3nat0r 7
I see what you did there
ellybelly_502 4
Haha 40 :) thats like Stewie from family guy! HA!
quinnbar 6
so the woman was changing her tampon in the car....she either has skill or is a wackjob.
milkndstufff 7
*definitely wackjob
randomchick15 0
That is just wrong and nasty
FarSide 23
90 points if she puts inserts her diaphragm while driving.
dancersinger124 7
I think a bloody tampon is worse then a used condom. :/
jessesgirl14 16
That driver is probably related to the chic who changed her tampon in the movie theater, smh
jaredjudd21 2
I like how simple it is to get a hundred likes by saying one word :p
Chingy892987 14
Wasn't it a pad o.o? Bah, who cares, still disgusting -_-
swick25 22
Can you read???? It clearly says, "TAMPON"!!!!!!!
alex6946 10
That is disgusting D:
fancyclown 9
Who'd buy that? Bear Grylls?
AngrehPirate 0
Forever alone would buy that.
taytay6510 6
Thanks, tips.
nahgemoohc 17
OH GODLY HEAVENS!!!!NO!
bee716 0
That's disgusting...
a_tadych593 0
FML for reading this. Dx
lavaheead9 2
that is so nasty why would a qoman do thar it us a discrace to woman everywere
StoryOfTheYear 15
Save the earth! Flip it over and reuse!
ImSoSloth 0
You are ****** in the head, man.
StoryOfTheYear 15
9- Sorry, Al Gore hacked my FML account, don't look at me.
mom2pen 4
You can't "flip over" a tampon, it is a cotton like plug inserted into a vjayjay to absorb the blood. The entire thing would be soaked in blood. You are thinking of a sanitary napkin which has a protective barrier on the "flip side" to prevent leaking through onto the panties that they are attached to.
monkeysareyummy 0
He wasn't being serious...
mom2pen 4
I realize that, "flipping it over" was an ignorant statement that made no sense.
jaybabii5 0
Lmao. Thats funny.
cade51 0
shut up
sinking_fish 12
78- I've been using tampons for years and your explanation just turned my stomach-.-
jbonaldo 0
Grow up. Wasn't that gross
gogobear33 0
No 1 cares
skyttlz 32
I would probably scream a little D=
green_tetris 2
I would probably scream a lot.
GDIZZLE93 11
*Eric Cartman's voice* "You shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy. Poor lil feller."
Checker 20
I feel it makes more sense in Butters' voice. But that's just me...
pinkzilla0 8
Yes, definitely Butters.
zombicidal 11
its a direct quote from cartman in the towlie episode where he bribes stans mom into buying an okama game sphere because he found a bloody tampon in the bathroom trash and thought it was an aborted fetus
yummylicious 5
Bitches be crazy these days.
karlavaleria 0
all bad..
LaColombianita 26
That's freakin nasty. Who does that..
cocodecoeur 12
Apparently, the lady in front of him.
PhoenixMuffin 12
Yum.
PhoenixMuffin 12
Yum: Y-ou're U-tterly M-istaking My comment was obviously a joke. Why would anyone like a bloody tampon? The fact that you thought I would kind of disturbs me.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Crazy people these days... Him and comment 4 are obviously short a stick.
cocodecoeur 12
Alrighty then...
amberstarr89 5
It a freAkin nasty bitch