Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Freaked out
Today, my son was crying and refusing to sleep in his room because a spider ran along the wall, and it's now hiding somewhere. He’s 19. FML
Anonymous
United States
Beware!
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
tony
United States
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Wild child
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Anonyme
Caen, France
Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
female
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
poormomma
Shame! Shaaaame!
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
animelover
Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Alock
Richmond, United States
Boundaries
Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML
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Outsider_77 0
Did you find any?
unoffensivename 0
What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable
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Outsider_77 0
Did you find any?
Michael_92 20
This is no laughing matter....monsters kill over 1000 people a year. Go ahead google it for yourself.
unoffensivename 0
Are you sure your facts aren't from Wikipedia
Dadz_fml 0
Probably found a few Big Foot, some Lochness Monster, ya kniw the usual.
EvilPotato 15
It'll be funny if you go back to him and say gravely "I found 5 you're going to have to sleep on the floor in the basement."
waswashere 0
I don't know. The united arab emirates might have some monsters. A camel spider or a Taliban member or something
Gamaryn 0
Monster hunting is a serious job, A lifetime commitment. You signed up when you conceived your child. Help curve the monster population, Spay or neuter them today.
Damn_Hippster 11
Is anyone else reminded of the time on Family Guy where Quagmire has to check for monsters under the producer's bed to get into The Bachelorette? Anyone? No? Maybe I just watch too much tv...
farnsworth 3
It's only Azuzu!
khaya 9
Finding a monster or a human under your son's bed, which is better?
noobcake111 2
This fml - too long; didnt read
Kyzahhh 7
^ mr chow ftw
_Oblivion_ 12
He found waldo
livvie1999 0
People die from monster attacks this is serious everyone
MuziKMajoR 5
No all she found was a ticket to the devil inside me
Ghouly_fml 7
I Found A Child Under My Bed....
redhead6 9
It's true. It's the ones that don't check for monsters that end up dead.
Codezlol 21
87 when I read your comments I do so in chows voice, it instantly makes everything you say hilarious.
iBoardSlide 0
LAD.
choloman 0
it's chang
Jovecove 13
Tell him to lay off the weed.
ritzia 4
That was a good movie till the end.
FaustXIII 0
Was the monster you found #142? Gah!
ButlerOfChaos 7
Or just slay them. Get a great sword or bowgun and they die pretty easy.
TicklingIsFun 0
OP, I don't think your son is 18.
monkeysareyummy 0
And what evidence do you have?
ThatLooksSticky 16
OP. I think your son is on drugs.
aceman1992 9
37- Drugs? What drugs? Who's got some drugs?
cherry26272627 6
39- are all of your comments going to use Santa Claus references?
swoozie23 6
Pretty sure OP would know how old their son is ... Child at heart still?
bitchslapped22 14
What are drugs?
puppytaco64 8
^ Really?
lolmonster34 0
48 HEY WERE THOSE DRUGS AT I KNOW 37 GAME EM TO YA
DrMime 10
I check my room for monsters of the human variety every night!
GovernorGeneral 8
Lol. I kinda know how OPs son probably feels. Cause as soon as i turn my room light off at night to go to sleep, i sprint towards my bad o_o Unconsciusly thinking somethings gonna attack me :P
flockz 20
jimmy crack corn and i dont care, he has crack and he won't share!!
GovernorGeneral 8
And why the **** should i care? :D
XxMoeMoexX 5
And that goes to show how messed up the world is (;
D4TSYUK13 6
You're right he's probably 19
nigrice 0
This is your sons way of admitting he is a ******
NuTrees 9
I doubt that. Ops said nothing about that. Though he could of went to the washers for that.
nigrice2 0
Lolllllllll
fmlpro0987 0
Haha your son is a pussy
Eggers 2
imagining someone saying this in real life is actually quite funny
TheCarChanel 0
He's a crack head
Turock27 7
Daddy... I smoke rocks
neal001 0
And you are a dick. congratz
unoffensivename 0
What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable
CalCommando 6
That game scares the living shit out of me...
unoffensivename 0
Beating that game took all my courage i screamed so much i almost lost my man card
LoganBurrito 6
I feel as if... You want me to smoke...
unoffensivename 0
Gee ma the peaches sure are Comin in mighty early this year SMOKE
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
5- After playing it I started losing my voice from all the screaming I did. -.-
cyK0tek 0
ARE YOU SMOKING YET??! xD
KiddNYC1O 22
#5 with the family guy pic and #131 with the family guy reference. Lol nice.
diidiimi 10
I refused to play it, outright. The trailer gave me nightmares. One of my brothers actually finished it, but he's already got insomnia so I guess he figured nightmares wouldn't be a problem.
unoffensivename 0
Your using my toys to get kids addicting to smoking SMOKE not now jerry
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
171- It's fun and all but if you get frightened easily, do NOT play it, I got so freaked out by it I could barely get to sleep for a week!
devin12 0
Your grammar made me sad.
unoffensivename 0
Whose grammar btw! You? Should/ Go Back 2 ur! Concentrating kamp??? Grammar Nazi
Ghouly_fml 7
199- ^_^ Win
l0v3p4in 7
Instead of making a post here, go and try to turn him into a man, you have already wasted 18 years if he still asks you this.
MJJ5809 9
You have no substantiated reason to indicate that OP is a bad parent. Shame on you.
nonamericandolla 6
Wow ur so right! Haha
Amrel 10
I think he meant the monsters where checking under their bed for chuck norris
unoffensivename 0
If Chuck Norris was after the kid he'd be dead by now
ravenxcorvinus 9
tell him "yes. very scary one's that will eat you while you're asleep." if he cries, ya'll need a therapist.
unoffensivename 0
Like he doesn't need one now?
SaMmIMonster96 6
Good idea!!!! Haha I would so do that!
lolmonster34 0
If you could do that then your a **** cuz your 15 -.-
Torva_fml 16
How many did you find?
GoWithTheFro 10
I can see him growing up to be so mature