Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Red flags
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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randomthing 22
Wtf... is that even legal?
K_kanaka 26
Sue that bitch. It doesn't matter how bad her ex-boyfriend was that's not right.
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randomthing 22
Wtf... is that even legal?
GreenAppleDP 0
Definitely not legal. If I were OP, I'd bust her ass with a huge lawsuit.
Roevera 14
I'm pretty sure if he was only within his first 3 months of working at the job there isn't much he can do about it. That's how it is where I live anyways. In the first three months you can be fired without reason, or with the old "it just isn't working out".
goodoldave 17
well dammit serves you right for looking like her ex. He obviously planned it. smh. fyl.
Pentium_4 27
poor bastard
mccaincracker 6
I'm assuming there's more to the story than just that But then again maybe not
ParalegalNurse 0
Unless you live in Oklahoma you live in an "at will" state, which means you can get fired at anytime, for any reason as long as it is not discriminating. I highly doubt your boss Put "because he looks like my ex" on the reason for termination. Sorry Op.
kingnothing607 3
Depends on the state...many states hire on a "at will" basis...meaning that they can fire anyone for any reason they want. Yea, they are not supposed to fire for certain reasons (ex. certain religions, or homosexuality) but they can just as easily say "your work was not up to our standards". It is really that easy, and legal.
Skylar246 5
At least op is a guy n not a girl.
Pr0metheus 7
82 in addition to that in some states either the employee or the employer can terminate employment for any reason, provided its not discriminatory, without even giving an explanation.
calivianya 29
71 - Even in an at-will state, if you get fired for an inappropriate reason you can sue the company and win for wrongful termination. I live in an at-will state and no employer I've worked for would dare fire someone without a good reason.
ohmygoditsnils 0
Illegal. This post, like all FMLs, are FAKE
reapermw2 0
this is not true. I live in Ohio and if I were fired for no legitimate reason, I could sue for unlawful termination.
Kc1001 14
they can fire you for any reason as long as it isn't race, gender, or disability.
pm_sky 0
Your comment :is that legall???
imustbeinsane 2
What are you using that leaves "Your comment :" behind?
chris36taylor 2
I swear... Your comments are so stupid
Incredible_92 11
'Your comment' is getting buried in negative votes haha..
DrewFluIngle 10
You're 36 and this dumb? Oh goodness...
ladyLALAA 29
I was going to say possibly from a country that doesn't use english as it's first language. Nope, USA....
danielreader22 4
Tell her to get over it.
yahoowizard 16
Or under you
danielreader22 4
Either way works for me.
K_kanaka 26
Sue that bitch. It doesn't matter how bad her ex-boyfriend was that's not right.
bbedlock_fml 7
I wouldn't have thought 'looking like my ex-boyfriend' would be reasonable grounds for firing.
namasteyourface 2
Yeah I'd ask for that reason in writing. That could end up hilarious
GreenAppleDP 0
I can't believe some people are THAT obnoxious.
ShansAl 21
I can
topie_fml 6
Well in her case bitches be trifling.
wokawokanomnom 5
Welcome to life
DrewFluIngle 10
You're picture and comment make up some f'ed up perfectness in my head. (:
AChipmunk 2
Op: What! Why? Boss: *mike posner voice* You look like my ex ex, ex ex...
killstriker 0
No legal sue
Michael_92 20
Not...
cBlackout 13
Tell her she looks like your ex-wife and ask her where your alimony is :)
1poohbear5 7
LMAO!!!!!!XD
missL1z 5
For a lady that spiteful,look at the brightside cause you never really wanna out up with a boss like that!
LookOnBrightSide 12
I'm sorry for OP. Nobody should have the authority to fire somebody on those grounds. I don't think it's legal, and your boss is a complete idiot. OP, you're better off far away from that crazy loon.
jacob4592 0
Dang bitch much???????? Both of you cuz if you. Let her fire you like that without saying anything then gezz my man
ProhibitionRose 14
Yeah because once your boss fires you you can be like "umm how about no?" Only thing OP could do is fight it IF he's not in one of the "right to work" states where they can fire you without cause. Not to mention, who'd want to work for an immature bitch like that anyway?
DrewFluIngle 10
Please speak English...
DocBastard 40
*inserts comment into Idiot-English Translation Engine* *whirr* *click* *bzzzz* *DING!* "Wow, isn't she a bitch! Actually, both of you are bitches, because if you let her fire you like that without saying anything...wow, my friend. I just inhaled exhaust fumes for 10 minutes." You're welcome.
A100893 30
Thank you Doc.