blegh
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fucked by sex ed
Manchester, United States
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
TheVirginJenny
Spanaway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
Little shit
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
KoNi
France 🌶️ Spicy
Early start
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
baldiesmom
🌶️ Spicy
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Soon…
Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML
clapping_for_you
🌶️ Spicy
Sex ed 101
Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML
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ddinspire6 10
Say yes.
dpope06 0
guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons
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Jewnut 0
Hahahaha
Obryn 9
Proper response is: "What do you think, SON? No, really, tell me your thoughts, SON!"
justspin 7
As stupid as this is, I kinda love it. Makes your point. But I also read it as someone yelling all of it....
HandsomeRatch 20
And this is why you need to talk to your kids about sex. Or allow them to watch ****.
old09 11
I would say ignorance is bliss But in this case it's just scary
mommykrissy_05 7
I think you need to sit your son down and have "the talk" with him right away! Because you failed miserably with the sex talk the first time or you never had the talk at all. Do you want to be a grandparent now? I don't think so. FAIL!
KnucklesDeep 5
Whatever you say to him, make sure to use words of one syllable and bring cue cards as well, Your son is clearly very slow, and special, so it might take some time .
bewareimannoyed 13
my mother never gave me the the "talk" and i'm glad she didn't! that would have been the most awkward moment of my life. i already know, probably too much about sex at my age, (i'm 13), due to school, media, and friends. So i didn't need it at all. To people saying not giving someone the "talk" makes you a bad mother, my mother is a really good one.
Timmeeh 17
It's probably fair to say that none of those sources will give an even remotely accurate impression of how sex actually is... Talking to an adult about it is fairly worthwhile, it just makes sense that it'd be a parent.
bewareimannoyed 13
well maybe your right, but i only need the basics, and i can find things out for myself when i'm older. Talking to my parent about it would not be productive for me, because that would be a nightmare. Its an intimate subject, and i am the type of person who gets embarrassed very easily.
bewareimannoyed 13
and also i do think its fair to say school gives me trustworthy facts, if not the other sources. I don't know how recently you went to school but they actually give you a lot of information about the process, what happens after, protection, etc.. if not the actual experience.
AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2
I agree, I'm a young teen and I know a lot. My parents haven't ever really given me "the talk". That would be really awkward and also there's no need and they know it. I'm exposed to all sorts of information easily. Friends, sex ed at school, ****, slash fic, etc.
xxSTITCHESxx 4
awww thats cute and sad!
heyred 11
You might want to double up on the birds and the bees / Just Say No talks, OP. and you are about 10 years late - I just has the sex talk with my nine year old boy yesterday! YDI.
Trickiest_K 9
FFS have the talk with your kid will you !