Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
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Comments (213)
teague95 16
way to think about others, ya asshole
poemqueen 15
Wow, like you can choose that.
uhhSavage 22
Time to earn them red wings.
n_epic_fail 14
Your boyfriend sounds like one of the many dumb asses we are forced to share our planet with.
S182 15
Or he was joking... Can't tell from the interwebs.
node_fml 5
#50 from the look of your profile pic I'd say you have your red wings.
uhhSavage 22
Yeah, 65. It looks like he loves his girlfriend every week of the month.
mangoboy1 19
This is just like that FML a couple days ago where the girl grabbed her guy's dick and she got mad at him for having a boner.Its not in his control just like the period isn't in this case.
chlorinegreen 27
I WISH you could choose like that
jem970 19
What? How do you control your periods on birth control? Do you quit the pill for a month or so and then start back up after your period? I am confused because there really is no way a girl can sit down and say "hmmmmm.... Next week will be an awesome time to have my period!" And it magically happens
CaitiieBuggs 23
I think what she means is it's easier to track and 'plan on it next week' sort of deal.
botanistjessica 24
I'm pretty sure she means that if you don't want to have a period, you just skip the sugar pills and start right up on the next pack.
lmngrl889 14
boyfriend fail!!! how rude & ignorant of him. fyl op :(
lambda_fml 40
Tell him periods arent within your power to control. Period.
lmngrl889 14
how would I get thumbed down for this?!
sniken 14
#132 #153 Spelling mistakes, stating the obvious and unnecessarily many exclamation marks?
S182 15
65&72. Me holding the leg up in the air gave it away, didn't it?
iarefatal 9
Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.
lmaouloser 5
Or give him Anal like he wants.
picante72 24
and Midol
WrongRomance 11
This is OP's chance to use her period to her advantage.
AkatsukiJonny 10
Tell him to eat the chocolate and lick it like ice cream
isallwaysme 27
Sheesh, it happens like, every month (reference to an older FML).
karen1991 15
And not the cheap chocolate ether!
Reaper1984 13
and tampons or pads
PincessBoff 6
You're not alone, 94! The only chocolate I care about is milk! And ice cream, but shit, that's only because its ice cream!
AKGirlinSD 20
Damn, it is nice to see other women to not crave chocolate. I've never had that either and I don't get mood swings. And I'm not on birth control. I'm just lucky, I guess.
AKGirlinSD 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
142, we might be related. I think some women abuse the power while they are on their periods. And most men are too scared of a woman and her rage during that week.
Suaria 38
Am I the only female who does not care for eating during her monthlies?
LiveLoveBeatles 19
I end up eating almost everything in sight the week before. The week of and the week after, is my craving for anything sweet
WrongRomance 11
I'm pretty happy on mine. I'm just STARVING, I can't pick out an outfit to wear because nothing looks right, and I feel fat, etc.
MuseFan1991 14
i spend as much time as possible, curled up under the duvet, eating chocolate, drinking milk and cuddling my hot water bottle. thankfully, i have the implant so my periods have stopped (Y)
musiciangirl591 16
i started my period the day after Christmas, within 2 days all of my Christmas chocolate i got in my stocking was gone
Um_bye 21
I don't get mood swings, that only happens the week before. I mostly just have a lot of pain and I do want more food sadly XD
withered 30
#166 Old joke. Overused. And you still managed to make it a fail.
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
Some men really need to look into how periods works.. FYL OP.
spaboolly 26
Some also need to learn that their girlfriends do not exist solely to satisfy their wants.
onlychildFTW 34
Nope, it's gross!!!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
It's not really gross it's a natural occurrence. I personally think people should at least have a basic grasp of it, like the fact pms is not actually their period but rather the few days before, and that we definitely do not choose when it starts.
JenkJenks 6
We know all about periods. Girls have super sensitive vaginas that sometimes bleed when they exert themselves too much. They then get super pissed that this happened and it usually takes a few days to stop bleeding and heal up. This happens every month or so.
ophel1a 7
95- thanks for the luls
jem970 19
I'm sorry 89 just because its "natural" doesn't make it any less gross. I don't know about you but it looks like a crime scene in my pants the first couple of days. Gross.
happylappy 21
Agreed! I feel like it's one of the grossest things that happens my body.Yuck.
BabyGirlJr1 11
106 i dont wanna know what goes on in your pants nasty. Its natural and thats probably wht you say with your farts but if someone else did it it would be EWWWW
AllThingsBright_ 11
How inconsiderate of you. You should be ashamed of yourself, OP.
wlddog 14
Its amazing how rude women can be. Why do they want periods anyway? Every time my wife decides to have a period, she gets a spanking. Wait a minute.. I have 3 kids. Is that how kids are made?
TeamKelly 10
How could OP do such a selfish thing? What a shame.
shorty6823 28
Shame on you OP. You're very selfish to ruin his day like that.
fishstick557 14
I ruined the chain
eilonwylovegood 8
Wow, someone needs to educate him about how periods work.
omg36 7
Or just punch him straight in the ballsack, and then OP can call him selfish for getting a black and blue dick on her day off.
evig_fml 16
Hmm seems a little violent.
Connect 10
Time to get a new boyfriend, honestly. If not for his stupidity then for his manners.
bestnameright 14
I disagree. I don't think one mistake like this warrants a break up, everyone is ignorant every once in a while and unless it's a big part of the person (for example, an ignorance like racism) I don't think that it means someone should break up with another because of it.
CinnamonBunny 16
How about basic selfishness and dumbassery? What you seem to fail to realise is that "one mistake" like this shows a deeper problem. In this case, blatant ignorance.
travisbell5 1
Honestly I think he greedy.
TeamKelly 10
he's*
PincessBoff 6
Nah 100, he greedy dude. Dontchu undastand?
Life_is_FML 22
I honestly think he better grammar
gracehi 33
Yeah, OP! How dare you choose a day of cramps, headaches, bloating, and a bleeding ****** over sex!
Lionesse 15
Oh the horror.. OP purposely planned it to screw over the boyfriend. "Hey ******, you're looking dapper, how about you start the flow on my boyfriend's day off."
gracehi 33
But you know what! Sometimes they just ask for it! Like this one time, my boyfriend forgot it anniversary, so I picked his birthday to have my period. I sure showed him! I bet there's a lot more to this story than OP is telling us. I bet her boyfriend chose to have a herpes outbreak on her day off, and this is just her way of teaching him a lesson!
llamalpaca382 13
23- You like Jenna Marbles? :P
Lionesse 15
#83, That's what I was going for but seeing as I was thumbed down, no one seemed to get my reference.. It's all good though.. When Gracehi posted the comment, I immediately thought of Jenna in the toilet saying "Hey ******, you're looking dapper today" Ah well.
node_fml 5
My daddy said never trust something that bleeds for 3 straight days, and doesn't die.
cmbar831 14
#9 your picture still freaks the shy out of me
titibug823 11
Tell him to study biology again! Sorry he's an asshat OP.