Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriend's house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles, I slipped my hand into her sister's back pocket and squeezed her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out, and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, I got home at 2am. It was dark but I heard my fiancé in the kitchen, so I went and kissed her, and grabbed both ass cheeks. Normally this would turn her on, but she screamed and turned on the lights. It was my sister. I groped my sister's ass. Why was she in my house in the dark at 2am? FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
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Top comments
toomuchcoffee 0
Good thing it wasn't her little brother.
lemonkid44 0
ahhh duuude that suckkkkkssss. damn. you should really look next time you play grab ass though
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Comments (34)
lemonkid44 0
ahhh duuude that suckkkkkssss. damn. you should really look next time you play grab ass though
truelyawesome 0
like u didn't enjoy it ;)
billyhirvine09 0
did u like it
pandalovesreggae 0
ew. ydi for being nasty and into PDA at family parties.
DenBriZel 31
My thought is why would OP even do that at his girlfriend's little brother's birthday party? Save it for alone time and it wouldn't have happened.
azraelthemongo 0
Oh God the shame you must endure for the rest of your relationship. You should really watch where you're putting those hands.
toomuchcoffee 0
Good thing it wasn't her little brother.
MmissyT 8
lmao thtts wht i was thinkkin
redhusk89 0
Note to self: keep hands to self when around parents could be worse at least you grabassed through the pants. and at least it was the ass you grabbed....
girandwogpig 0
It actually could have been worse....he could have grabbed the mom!!!!
lalagirl912 0
he could have went UNDER the pants!!
Nottooeffed 0
Basically, don't be a horny bastard at a little kid's birthday party. And if you do, paying attention is good.
24788 7
Wow, FYL on that one.
josh60637 0
uhh, what? you didn't even know who's ass it was?
Stevenj 0
LOL , i'm sorry for you , even i can't stop laughing
patedog 0
lol at least you didnt try to grab her boobs.
gorbagil 0
And also, LMAO at 13