blegh
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
fucked by sex ed
Manchester, United States
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
TheVirginJenny
Spanaway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
Little shit
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
KoNi
France 🌶️ Spicy
Early start
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
baldiesmom
🌶️ Spicy
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Soon…
Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML
clapping_for_you
🌶️ Spicy
Sex ed 101
Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML
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ddinspire6 10
Say yes.
dpope06 0
guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons
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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Maybe you gave birth to another Jesus, meaning you didn't need to lose your virginity.
jaredjudd21 2
Just say, "yes son unfortunately at birth you were adopted" saves your life.
amanda_d95 9
Adopted at birth?
amanda_d95 9
Oh wait! Nevermind, that was confusing at first. Just say where do you think you came from? Then smack him
laden_swallow09 35
103 - Yeah. It happens.
sinking_fish 12
Lol. Adopted at birth?! BLASPHEMY!
BigSlingin 0
He meant what age did you loose yours.
jaredjudd21 2
Nobody ever "looses" there virginity but I heard that you can "lose" it
Epsilonyx 15
17 was clearly referring to the widening of OP's ******.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Has anybody seen my virginity around here? I let it loose and I can't seem to find it at all. :(
HandsomeRatch 20
Men have ******'s now?! (look at OP's gender)
MoodyBlue320 11
It's funny you would correct her and then misspell a word. It's *their, not there.
Lintu_26 23
81: you should keep your virginity on a leash, letting it wander off like that!
Rainchikmoo 6
Maybe he walked on water and feels like Jesus.
R4P3DwithALOHA 0
That makes no fuckn sence....
docscientist 10
He's saying the kid is Jesus and was born of virgin birth.
washingtonguy 0
Wow I blame you, the parent. Educate your son about sex
GoW_Chick 15
That's what you get for heavily smoking and drinking while pregnant and then giving up half way...
BrittanyPernell6 0
She never said she was Louis Griffin.
L_Lovegood 19
No, she never said anything. Neither did OP.
ohmandapants 17
But "she" is a he. Read the FML. Except 109.
SystemofaBlink41 27
You know how this comment makes me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!
Epsilonyx 15
Are you the Virgin Mary?
thebestofboth 20
It's a man
Airman1988 9
that kid is going places...
Nwthatzfunny 9
good parenting u have there