blegh
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fucked by sex ed
Manchester, United States
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
TheVirginJenny
Spanaway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
Little shit
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
KoNi
France 🌶️ Spicy
Early start
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
baldiesmom
🌶️ Spicy
My kid, the playa
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Soon…
Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML
clapping_for_you
🌶️ Spicy
Sex ed 101
Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML
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ddinspire6 10
Say yes.
dpope06 0
guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons
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LadyCarter89 6
Oh dear! Someone needs to talk through the "birds and the bees" with him or have a recap if you already have... That's so funny though!
neonberries 15
Ermm... NO! I wish I could see where you're from on the app.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm on the app. It clearly shows OP is a male from London.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Well it's possible that you are. You could've been one of those moms that couldn't get pregnant (or carry the baby for whatever reason), so you hired a surrogate female to carry him for you although that's extremely expensive and HIGHLY unlikely. So I'll just say this: I feel sorry for you.
FMLsOhilarious 6
#62 I didn't realize OP was a guy, but the same applies. In vitro fertilization for guys.
laden_swallow09 35
BTW, the first pregnant man? He was born a woman, so he doesn't count.
PhishloverA 14
#62 how would she know she couldn't get pregnant without having sex trying to get pregnant?
firemedic919 0
just goes to show the younger generation is getting dumber by the day
conholio33 28
Really..... Wow i guess its time for the "talk"
Ray_of_midnight 23
YDI for letting him get to the age of 18 without having any clue as to the mechanics of human sexual biology. Yeesh.
ezequielacosta 0
Show him a 7th grade science book or ****
bredahl 26
And this is your queue to talk about the birds and the bees...
alex1432 9
he might be adopted by some nuns, then its a fair question
o76923 8
You should apologize for not explaining where babies come from five-ten years ago (depending on how prudish you are).