Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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killurbeer 0
now that's what you call a crotch rocket
artisticfeelings 0
well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.
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Comments (102)
HCM25 0
Ever thought of doing her while on the bike maybe that would help?
dcb420 0
off top
Kuuga_Rider 0
Fail.
PeacefulWicked 0
Motorcycle Win.
slickmin 0
I guess the bike vibrated in the right spot more than he did.
burgydagamer 0
now you know that next time you have sex, try to **** her like motocycle
penguincentral 0
this kinda reminds me of a german movie called "Girls on Top", where one of the girls was only able to get off by riding a bicycle on a cobblestone road... it was an average movie though
knight0748 5
Hey if your bike starts disrespecting ya by going like " Hey, at least I can make your girl cum." You get back at it with " **** you sucker, look who's riding you! Biatch!" Problem solved.
Magna1098 0
mangobells you can come quadding with me anytime. Care to elaborate ?
ryguy997 0
THERE IS MORE THAN ONE ANONYMOUS!! IF YOU DONT INCLUDE A NICKNAME THE SITE PITS THAT!!
StaciCarol 2
Did you get that off of 1000 ways to die?