Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
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flashback_fml 14
Honesty at its finest
marcranger 29
Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.
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Comments (119)
flashback_fml 14
Honesty at its finest
\ 28
What if she meant to say she couldn't "take" it anymore?
JocelynKaulitz 28
41, she couldn't. That's why she had to let him know.
bubblyhayley 16
girls should be honest all the time!! then we wouldn't have to fake it!
Sionnach 10
Faking it doesn't help anyone. Truth hurts, but at least if you communicate things can improve.
Cooldude6158 22
LMAO so true
Sansa_fml 38
Well I honestly don't know why you should fake it when you can tell what you do and don't like. But maybe that's just me.
marcranger 29
Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.
coried91 28
Yeah, I know a good handful of women who aren't into it. I don't see why men would care just because it's one less thing they'd have to do. That sounds like a good deal to me.
chosha_fml 27
#2 Or maybe she's very into it, when it's done right.
cakeandfilm 13
#12 is right! Most women who don't like it haven't had someone go down there and blow their mind!
Raesin 21
I don't like it because it doesn't feel good... not even a little bit. In fact it's an instant turn off.
Ayeasha 7
@13 1. Your picture scares me 2. I completely agree, try doing some research to see if you were doing it right and if you weren't try again. :) Best wishes and Happy Holidays!
Enslaved 38
I know a lot of girls that feel this way. It's understandable. I think that it can be extremely intimate- having a guy's face right there. But if you're with a person that truly enjoys doing it and know how to stop you from being self conscience about your body and/or taste, then I think less women would feel unease about it getting done.
Kamon97 23
See if she likes it the other way around :p
saocrates 16
Some guys like doing it though....
jazzy_123 20
It just takes the right person. I don't want to get personal but I will. The last guy I was with before my boyfriend was TERRIBLE! I had to fake it every time and fast just so he would stop. My boyfriend on the other hand is good at it. We communicate and tell each other what we like. Communication is the key in a relationship and the key to good sex. There's nothing embarrassing about telling your partner what your into :)
wiccaantje 21
@13 & 24 I don't like getting oral and it's not because I haven't gotten my mind blown yet. I've really good oral, to the point of squirting, feeling weak, ... I STILL DON'T LIKE IT. I don't have to like it and I don't like it when people think less of my boyfriend because he must not be doing it right. Clitoral stimulation feels different, it's very intense and I don't like intense orgasms. I like them slowly building up and shivering through my body, not one big hard ******. It doesn't mean my boyfriend sucks at it (in the bad sense).
marcranger 29
I've read that only 80% of women like being eaten out. I happen to be one of the 20%. I don't care how hot or orally talented the guy is, I get grossed out at the thought of having someone's wet, slobbery tongue in my private parts. Massive turn-off for me. In OP's case, whether it's his technique or the act itself that's bothering his girlfriend, something needs to change. And if she's also in the minority of women who hate oral, he needs to figure out what she does like in bed.
okibi1 20
I HAVE had my mind blown by it, and I am still not into it.
Mackay92 14
It's always what the women like...I like getting my balls tickled but when i ask i'm weird
Yettie 9
I agree.... if he wasn't doing it right for her it is as much her fault for not communicating
marcranger 29
Well, 64, it depends when you're asking. If you're asking her to tickle your balls before you so much as introduce yourself, I could see why that might be a little strange.
Sputnikspak 13
47 - Same here. I do not get off on direct clit play at all, tongues, fingers or vibes. It actually HURTS. If you're indirect working around down there with something, it's okay for foreplay, but it will not get me off ever. Penetration, on the other hand, combined with indirect pressure? Is heaven.
Sputnikspak 13
64 & 79 - HOW you ask is also a factor. Saying 'tickle my balls' isn't exactly sexy. Taking her hand and showing her what you like while you're already hot and heavy? Bound to get a better reaction.
hockeygoalie13 15
Maybe it's time to start talking to her about what she likes.
vlalam 24
Oh boy.. Here strikes the honesty, I guess your relationship just went to the next stage... Good luck buddy!
Metthew 15
Maybe she should know that faking it will not make the companion better at pleasing her..
TwistedCherub1 15
I always thought so, too, until I dated a guy who wouldn't let it go if I didn't ******. His constant asking if I had yet and telling me we weren't done until I did caused a total mental block. I started faking it just to satisfy his ego. It became such a habit that I had trouble not faking after him. I still occasionally find myself faking for no reason, since I have real orgasms with my husband. It's a lot of pressure for women to make sure their lovers know they're doing well.
capthigh 16
Honesty is the best policy I guess... FYL
Pleonasm 36
The good news is that the next time she moans, you'll know it's the real thing. the bad news is that that probably won't be happening for a long time.
saucyrossi 18
It's already bad enough doing that...
Pleonasm 36
What's wrong with it? And just curious then, do you also think that it's bad enough for girls to go down on guys, or is that fine by you?
The_Big_Boss 20
Communication is key
cakeandfilm 13
Practice makes perfect!