Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
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fatfaceunited 0
How do you forget you have a boner? Generally they're pretty apparent. Unless you have a small dick in which case the mom probably didn't feel it
warmvanillasugar 0
A congrats hug for what?
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Comments (142)
Dude_fml 0
hihi. What did you say?
metalfan333 0
congrats hug for what?
Pleasure_Pirate 0
Give that MILF a preview.
tsim_fml 0
a congratz hug????
silver0jay 11
"Congrats! I have a Hard-on for you!" :D
fatfaceunited 0
How do you forget you have a boner? Generally they're pretty apparent. Unless you have a small dick in which case the mom probably didn't feel it
KatherineAnne 7
Don't be too hard on the guy. I know I can be soaking wet and temporarily forget I'm aroused (I.e. I get excited bout something or-more likely- get pissed at my bf) so I mean he easily couldve forgotten.
ammerhammer 3
Wait what?? That's messed 133
warmvanillasugar 0
A congrats hug for what?
Nick93 0
Well congrats.... :D
YellowKettleBell 31
For the threesome that's about to happen.
MaramaBreaksFace 0
HAH! Nuff said.
Virtuoso 0
I agree with #2 how do you forget that you have an erection? Its usually one of the most prominent things on my mind when I get one and I'm willing to bet the vast majority of guys minds when they have one.
uneekfreak16 0
#3,,, a congrats hug for boner? yeah,,, haha, i have no idea either.
YellowKettleBell 31
How old is op? 50ish boner without Viagra? Congrats! (of course, that means a 70 or 80 ish mom)
elen25 0
How do you forget you have a boner!? lol And whats the congrats hug for? Explain!
ncvolley123 8
OMG, u look like Angelea from ANTM cycle 14!
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
you dork.
Stunt_fml 5
Not a FML or YDI... it's perfectly natural. Now, if you hugged the father.........
BannedStory 0
hah i could imagine that now o.o
shorty_64 0
forgot you had a boner... how?
jillian_xx 0
i don't think you can forget you got wood...