Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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killurbeer 0
now that's what you call a crotch rocket
artisticfeelings 0
well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.
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Comments (102)
smurfer 0
I like how she gave up for the feeling and at the same time wanting u to know that sheis having the ride of her life with those weird noises.
a192837465 0
I wish I could have an ****** just siting there like girls lol
daniel1_1 13
Fail at life
artisticfeelings 0
well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.
mangobells 0
Four wheelers are even easier because the seat is wider and you have your legs spread... never mind...
seanders 10
It's alright I'm sure everyone knows your a ***** by now
MrPresidentBoss1 0
always do it more than once right away it always works. by the third time her body will be going all crazy and it's fun to watch. after that she will probably want you all the time. really good foreplay works to, but you have to be good at it.
jcricket 0
maybe you should just consider your bike the beginning of foreplay. be glad your bike is doing giving it to her and not your best friend. I would have given up on you by now.
Mzzangel 0
silver bullet. nuff said
tristanh27 0
dude I feel ur pain but if it makes u feel any better my girl won't let let me eter the building but she lays me do anything else.
curtyman11 9
wow you gotta push harder then.. or softer if a bike ride can get it done
cdogbeastman 0
Ouch,that sucks. Get some viagra