Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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surreal 0
That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.
Delilahlilah 0
Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?
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surreal 0
That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.
rallets 23
did he like it as much as you did?
fkjiwefakris 0
"that's when I knew that I could never have you... I knew that before you did..." I really hope someone gets this.
Inspired22 11
Motorcycle Drive By, Third Eye Blind. Never thought of it that way, though, haha.
Brwill3 0
this is so disturbing, the next time i have an ****** I'm going to be like "screw that girl for posting that comment" because i'm going to visualize you behind your father having an ******. Fmylife now
KittenOnAcid 1
oh dude..thats so ******* wrong but yet soo right haha. this had me laughing so hard fyl for sure but you just made my day. and #213 your sex must be boring if your going to be thinking of this when your pounding it haha im just saying..
QueenOf__FMLs 0
Poor girl!! I'm praying that it wasn't ur first, and you know the next few orgasams u have ur gunna be thinking of that...and actually more than likely you will never forget it. :( but I gotta feel bad for pop's too. He's probably always wanted a hot babe getting off on the back of his bike holding tight around him....ruined for pop's. Especially if he reads this fml...unless he's into that kind of stuff. What a clusterfuck, Its best to ride alone! Haha :)
NNNOM 1
did he notice?
Srsbsns813 0
Of course he noticed. When's the last time you had a completely quiet and unnoticeable ******.
semigala 0
Today, I was riding my motorcycle with my daughter behind me. About 20 minutes in, I start to hear this suppressed moaning coming from her. I think she got an ****** from the motorcycle's vibrations. This was the first time I had ever given a woman an ******. FML
imcannedfruit 0
Lmao!!!
averageirishman 0
lol @261
cae0n 0
well Im getting a motorcycle
JoeyxCloud 0
#249 he also said unnoticeable "dumbass"
Macromartyr 3
and really, was the "dumbass" necessary?
UofLCardFan08 6
#280, that made me laugh out loud. X-D
UofLCardFan08 6
Oops, I meant #213.
WarmPigBelly 4
Her moans were drowned out by the roar of the engine.
Humanspider 18
261, awesome comment of the day!
J15237 25
That is my only thought about it. Yes its a bit weird, but vibrations are vibrations.
MetalCraze 11
wow don't feel bad that happens with motorcycles! Kind of unfortuate that your dad was there though. must have been a harley lol
DorkusD 0
I've been riding motorcycles for 15 years, and I've never come anywhere close to orgasming. FYL because your dad was there, but hey, you got off. Deal.
bgreen6 0
must be a really powerful motorcycle... i ride on the back of one all the time and have never gotten close to an ******
fml_fiend91 0
wow that really sucks but it could have been worse, he could have turned around and said who's your dady
freedom4tibet 0
hahah
jessicaax 0
hahahahahaha wow that would've made it!
ohgoodness1344 0
that would be great... and extremely disturbing fyl though that sucks
My2864 1
WHAHAHAHA you won _O_
HHA_fml 3
LoL....WIN
Jiplo 18
229- Oh god...
Delilahlilah 0
Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?
DisappearingRose 18
For getting on the motorcycle. But OP, FYL.
summerguy97 16
A conservative would probably say its her fault for being "promiscuous"
Hustlinpimp 0
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You had an ****** and ur life is ******? get over it
akiro525 3
with her hands around her dads waist, i would say that pretty ****** up.
Logica42 0
Agreed.
lolzforfun228 3
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well yeah but i guess then again her life isn't "****** forever" so i guess that's what he ment. this sight IS called fmylife.com, not this weekend is going to be akward.com
lnf9ohfour 0
yeah but then again, if there were only life-******* stories on here, there wouldnt be very many posts. these stories are often just "in the moment FMLs" yeah to OP, FYL big time.
fr0man33 0
your life is only ****** if he noticed
ricockulous 0
hell yes
kitkatkelly 0
Look up. The site's tagline is "FML: Your EVERYDAY life stories." Not "your entire life stories," nor "your catastrophic life disasters."
iloverichardhell 0
um, if i had an ****** anywhere NEAR my father, i think i would be turned off for life and pretty damn disturbed. possibly needing therapy. i wouldnt call that just a "weekend of awkwardness"
grog_fml 3
nerd
08DIB 0
with her dad man
nellyphant 18
No because OP will always wonder if he did notice but I very much doubt they'll ask to make sure so it could be really awkward for her just wondering if he'd noticed or not.
anonaussie 0
that's creepy and very very disturbing
Denali_fml 0
Kinda sucked, but kinda good for you :)
F_Y_Comments 0
Umm I think this would totally suck and any temporary state of pleasure has now been replaced with a life of guilt. Defo FYL
lolzforfun228 3
I don't think shes going to live her life in horrible guilt because of this. It might be akward and really akward but it's not going to give her "a life of guilt" as you said. If she MURDERED someone THEN she would have a life of guilt
babaa_fml 0
why can no one on this site realize how to spell the world "awkward"?
n1125 0
you have to realize how to spell "word"
shaBAMalex 0
ahaahaha nice one (93 & 96) OP: FYL for sure, this is one of the best ones i've read XD
Lounia_fml 8
ROFLMFAO xD That's really funny 96 (:
eeknicole 0
lol, your also using bad grammar.
happylittleman 0
And you used 'your' where you should be using 'you're.' You're all dumbasses.
Icalasari 0
XD This little exchange is more amusing than most FMLs!
invaderzim1171 0
so are you i believe the proper spelling is you're
Timismaster 0
Try for a capital I, Mr. Grammar.
nm22395 0
Fail
HomeAl0ne 20
Self referential fail.
eddyg94 11
so much trolling going on in this little thread.
jonnyBgoode 9
I've had a dream like this before. So ****** up.
sweethang26 7
Yes, cause having an ****** on your dads motorcycle while you're holding him is good....
amy397123 0
Dude, that is horribly disturbing.
youaresofucked 0
do kegels.
shaBAMalex 0
..pretty sure that wouldn't work at all. Do some research :P
ghost303 3
to make it better
benshady 0
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haha That sucks. just tell your dad that you pissed in your pants.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
you don't really understand how female orgasms work, do you...
PumpkinTarte 0
Hilarious how naive you are!
dollywilson 0
you've obviously never done it with a girl hahaha
Crickets 0
Hey, maybe she squirts? lol
malaproposDame 0
LMAO. This just gets better as the comments grow.
LizzieLou89 0
y wud she say that she'd pissed her pants? havin an ****** doesnt necessarily mean squirting everywere.. think u need sum sex theory help! or maybe just some sexual encounters poss?
HerWrongHole247 18
Seems like everyone replying to benshady gets laid on the daily
crazyjack 0
Wait are you a guy or a girl??
star_ver 0
HINT: Anonymous (WOMAN) United States (New York)
McLaughlane 0
ahahaha. only a hint, though, we don't want to give too much away, do we?