Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
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starile 20
JOSHUA! I mean... Janet?
Mirorbo 27
Did you get her name wrong darling? Whoops! ~ Either that or she completely missed the concept and thought you were trying to get her attention.
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starile 20
JOSHUA! I mean... Janet?
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
Lmao...
KingDingALing 9
OP- You should've said "Say my name, bitch!"
priscilla_28 5
Seems like maybe you didn't say it right, or it was too low for her to hear? Or maybe she just didn't get the "sexy" and replied. :)
violetsweety 26
#1 lmfaooo Op, Lmfaoo
yuhimjesus 0
that's not even a slight chuckle FML. more like a " coolstorybro " kinda thing.
wacky950 0
cool story bro
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
cool story bro.
i_lold_at_ur_fml 0
what about riveting tale, chap
pwincessa23 1
2 lioks like a teacher i had in high school. hahaha HIGH -> bong. lol jk but he does look a lot like him... o.O
pwincessa23 1
I meant looks* b4 the grammar Nazis come. lol I honestly dgaf if they do.
Alphreak 0
2 looks like he's sucking a dick.
hahafylop 4
That's what I thought too...
chili10 18
i seriously can not get used to 2's picture. everytime I see it I'm like "woah, what's that?"
sweatyanready 0
are you hittin the steam roller in your pic?
iluvcucumbers 0
cool story bro
yuhimjesus 0
hitting a bong.
maliboo 0
what's in ur mouth?
JassyJas 2
mustve been the wrong name :O
MagicMeds 0
No, that's what people generally reply when you say their name, but only a complete moron does so during sex.
sillybabee 3
haha I love it(:
Einstein714 0
I see you cropped out your boobs
WYK_fml 0
That's not her, that picture's on a lot of websites.
j44_fml 0
oh my...
husky88 1
quien?
Mirorbo 27
Did you get her name wrong darling? Whoops! ~ Either that or she completely missed the concept and thought you were trying to get her attention.
FYLDeep 26
Maybe he should have just called her "darling"?
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Petnames are the ultimate safety feature!
MmissyT 8
was that your way of laughing or something? lmao
sammiller4 3
I don't think he got her name wrong. she probably thought he was gonna tell her something or possibly ask her a ques
Mirorbo 27
@21; Of course, darling.
linlin223 3
23- i enjoy your laughh! mines kufufu
Reynaaa 0
lol are you supposed to be superman?
starile 20
Cuando?
ReconX 2
We don't speek Mexican here... Ehem ¡No hablas espanol!
El_Mero_Mero 0
this not a FML! maybe she was all in the mood and she didn't know what to think. op you did a badass job. lol damn I need find a girl. FML...
nascar1477 0
ydi for having a japanese robot girlfriend
machiko_fml 0
Reference to zettai kareshi much?
BlakeeeDrummer 0
hahaha
Sailor_Mars 6
could be chobits too ^.^
me_is_lala 2
chobits is fricken awesome