Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
Today, one of my dogs spilled half my coffee at home. My other dog drank the rest of it. Went to Starbucks later, picked my coffee up off the counter, and the lid popped off, spilling all over the counter, floor and my hand. While they were making me a new one, I dropped my sandwich on the floor. FML
Today, I finally had enough reward points for a free coffee. As the barista handed it to me, the lid popped off and the entire drink landed on the floor before I even took one sip. FML
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Looks like karma decided not to wait until your next life to screw you over for stealing someone else’s coffee. Happy birthday, ya crook.
Zekfen 17
I don’t know what is worse, that you think getting peed on by somebody is better, or that others agree with you.
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
Looks like karma decided not to wait until your next life to screw you over for stealing someone else’s coffee. Happy birthday, ya crook.
chosha_fml 27
Except they probably made two for OP by mistake and knowingly let her take both.
RichardPencil 32
That's possible, but it's funnier otherwise.
Emma Marshall 19
Yeah they're totally a crook when the barista is the one at fault. Ya weirdo.
Charlie Given 28
Well a coffee shower is better than a golden shower for your birthday but Happy Birthday anyway 😋
joeyl1990 28
And that is where we disagree.
Zekfen 17
I don’t know what is worse, that you think getting peed on by somebody is better, or that others agree with you.
weaboo 12
That’s not what it means... ask google what it means if you wanna know more
chosha_fml 27
That’s exactly what it means.
blightsight 10
How do you walk into a door?
Davros 12
John Lennon singing: Birthday karmas gonna get you. Door gonna spill coffee in your face. When you walk into work, gonna spill all over the place.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, this WAS your (very) lucky day! (Just simply the wrong form of luck: bad) :-(
tounces7 28
Clearly you should have drank some of the coffee before going anywhere so you'd be awake first.