Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
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killurbeer 0
now that's what you call a crotch rocket
artisticfeelings 0
well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.
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Comments (102)
CrazyCatLady07 4
Epicwin for her, but FYL. There's this cool thing called a "pocket rocket" and the best ones (IMO) are sold by Pure Romance... Maybe you should look into getting her one? I'm sure she'd love to use it with you! :)
SkoomaKi 28
You need to incorporate your motorcycle in your sexy time somehow...
Corrupt_waffles 13
This one made my day. XD I wonder what kind of bike it was.
oscar6464 8
Mm motorboat her maybe?
daniel_dd31 13
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paintedchocolate 30
Seems like a rather intense fetish...
blackwidowtaco 31
Just teach her how to ride op, maybe it'll improve your sex life.
crimintel 5
ever thought that girls might like to get ****** on a motorcycle?
tinkdatank 15
My girlfriend BEGS me to ride my Harley anywhere we have to go specifically for this reason. But I also can get her off in bed as well as on the back of my bike (;
daemonsparta 16
do it on the bike