Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
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killurbeer 0
now that's what you call a crotch rocket
artisticfeelings 0
well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.
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Comments (102)
emmyluvsfml 0
Motorcycle: 1. You: 0.
grog_fml 3
part of the problem could be that you think ****** noises are "weird"...
andwag 2
you and me both
ArielTheMermaid 17
I saw this on 1000 ways to die
ArielTheMermaid 17
I saw this on 1000 ways to die
elizabethan13 0
well, you just EPICALLY failed. :D
anataliaguerrero 0
i saw that on 1000 ways to die...
727Aaron727 0
Next time bring your motorcycle to bed
Late_night83 25
Makes me want to ride a motorcycle real bad. You should try to make urself cum while riding, then all road trips would be awesome. It's a win win. Oh yeah, have u tried using a vibrator on her during sex or is she rubbing her clit at all? Makes a world of difference, good luck :)
wopandproud 0
Lol. Good job. Learn how to properly *inger a girl, maybe she'll cum for ya