Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Stinky
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
tortured
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Anonymous
Poznan, Poland
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Roommate from hell
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Anonymous
Verona, United States
Bad diet
Today, my roommate stunk up the entire floor again with his rancid bathroom trips from spicy foods so much that I ended up wearing a t-shirt over my nose just to play video games in my own room. He gets offended when I tell him to open the bathroom window to vent it out. If only I owned my own home… FML
arrrrggggghhhh
United States
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
morgan
BO issues
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
floggingnasty
United States
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
RinoaHeartilly
Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
Top comments
Wadlaen 24
Well, in this situation I think it's for the best for everyone involved (both of you) that you tell her...
weeping_willow 25
At least she didn’t burn your place down
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Comments (5)
Wadlaen 24
Well, in this situation I think it's for the best for everyone involved (both of you) that you tell her...
RichardPencil 32
Is your place so huge that she uses her furniture and you use yours? If not, hose her down and fumigate the stinky furniture with Febreze!
Charlie Given 28
first tell her she needs to bathe more, second go to Walmart they have this stuff called OdoBan works better than febreze gets rid of stinky smells permanently on just about anything
weeping_willow 25
At least she didn’t burn your place down
Warp1978 15
If she refuses to shower, get some shake and vac and get her to clean the furniture.